Earlier today I was involved in a humorous personal grooming accident which has resulted in the destruction of my new beard... 
I took out a big chunk of it on one side by accident, then tried to even it out, then tried to even out the evening out and so on to beard oblivion.
maybe fate is telling my to just stick with huge burners!!
I took out a big chunk of it on one side by accident, then tried to even it out, then tried to even out the evening out and so on to beard oblivion.
maybe fate is telling my to just stick with huge burners!!
complicity:
Never mind dude, as with all beards its fate was undoubltedly to end up buried at the bottom of the garden like a family pet, (which, to be fair, is what most resemble anyway!) 
crackheidi:
I have been known to use such incidents to experiment with "creative" beard stylings. This does depend on having enough to work with though.