ok i think i've calmed down a little bit about my financial situation. it just really sucks that all this had to go down today, because i really did plan to get this paper done and go to all of my classes. the phone call from the bank though freaked me out just enough so that i got no work done and i didn't go to any of my classes. my friend helped to talk some sense into me also. my landlord is notoriously shady with checks, so this time i'm going to be shady right back to them. f them, seriously, i had sewage dripping from my livingroom ceiling a few days ago and every time my upstairs neighbor gets a shower the ceilng in the bathroom leaks. this is what i pay $250 a month for. if i didn't live with such a cool roommate, i would have set this place ablaze long ago.
so i guess things are ok. i may still become a male prostitute to raise funds. there's always the male stripper option too, which is a lot more.....well....legal. i don't know if i have the body for that though, i just picture all male strippers as body-builders and that's not me. i don't know, i like the way i look i guess, but i don't picture 30 year old women as being anxious to stuff a $20 bill in my g-string.
so i guess things are ok. i may still become a male prostitute to raise funds. there's always the male stripper option too, which is a lot more.....well....legal. i don't know if i have the body for that though, i just picture all male strippers as body-builders and that's not me. i don't know, i like the way i look i guess, but i don't picture 30 year old women as being anxious to stuff a $20 bill in my g-string.
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i'm am so witty it kills me.
anyways, i'll stuff more than a 20 down your pants *raises one eyebrow*.
anyways, you'll be alright, i promise- and if didn't have a 900 dollar payment for school to make at the end of the month, i'd help ya out best i could.
just burn the place down and go live at mike drew's. make colin movie in w/matt and meg.