I've had a really shitty evening.
I'm going to go get drunk and fall to sleep reading.
Fuck everything. Just fuck it.
I'm going to go get drunk and fall to sleep reading.
Fuck everything. Just fuck it.
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My Grandaddy died at about 1:30 yesterday afternoon. It was a beautiful day. My mother said he just went to sleep and stopped breathing. He didn't struggle. He didn't gasp. He just went.
The plan is to hold a Compline Service tomorrow evening. The Compline is my favourite Order from the Book of Common Prayer.
It begins, "The Lord Almighty grant us a peaceful night...
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The plan is to hold a Compline Service tomorrow evening. The Compline is my favourite Order from the Book of Common Prayer.
It begins, "The Lord Almighty grant us a peaceful night...
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user573925:
yes i know and thank you so much for the support and longest comment ever
xani:
******huggers*****
Grandaddy's been moved to the ICU. We had a family meeting out in Mech'ville this morning... and then I just didn't go back to work.
I feel okay about that.
I feel okay about that.
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a_strange_treat:
Yes ... hugs. I'll pray for you.
nocontrol:
U ok?
Thank you for your support, folks. It means a good deal.
The weekend has improved my mood but I'm exceptionally tired. Therefore, I am moving furniture around in my apartment.
I challenge you all to move two large pieces of furniture. It will make the room feel new and fresh.
DO IT NOW.
The weekend has improved my mood but I'm exceptionally tired. Therefore, I am moving furniture around in my apartment.
I challenge you all to move two large pieces of furniture. It will make the room feel new and fresh.
DO IT NOW.
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crim:
RAWR!
RAWR!
a_strange_treat:
A couple of weeks ago I cleaned the carpeting. This required me to move all the furniture in my house. It was indeed invigorating. Have at it, I say!
I am now a Staff Writer for Black Heart Magazine! And to top it off, I got my first copy today!
I'm utterly pleased!
This evening I napped. Now I am about to have split pea soup and grilled cheese sammiches for dinner!
It is raining like it doesn't know how to stop outside!
My new couch will be here on Wednesday!
I have...
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I'm utterly pleased!
This evening I napped. Now I am about to have split pea soup and grilled cheese sammiches for dinner!
It is raining like it doesn't know how to stop outside!
My new couch will be here on Wednesday!
I have...
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madame:
Huzzah! A+'s for all!
mc_dove:
yay! 
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jayde__:
I'm friends with most of the people on my f-list. A few of them read the entry in more than one place and didn't take the time to say, "Wow! That's awesome!" Wow, it took like five seconds to type that.
I'm just generally pissy because of the lack of respect and consideration I'm getting from most people in my life right now. I'm seriously DONE with it.
I'm just generally pissy because of the lack of respect and consideration I'm getting from most people in my life right now. I'm seriously DONE with it.
mrstitches:
Bakuligious.
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a_strange_treat:
I am Bjork.
Tell no one.
Tell no one.
argonautgod:
Lesbian porn is important!! Classic! 
If those old women were smart they'd take the lemons out the water, jar them and flog them on eBay. If... holding a green sheet above an Icelandian in a pool with lemons doesn't exactly scream smart... unless they wanted to see her nekkid which in that case more power to them.
We must be friends.
If those old women were smart they'd take the lemons out the water, jar them and flog them on eBay. If... holding a green sheet above an Icelandian in a pool with lemons doesn't exactly scream smart... unless they wanted to see her nekkid which in that case more power to them.
We must be friends.
From my vault... (insert innuendo here):
April 8, 1997
Sleepy-time,
When the hounds are silenced
In the middle of the day;
And the gold,
It runs about the earth
Smiling bliss
So green that grass,
And so happy that breeze...
Sleepy-time,
Cool, cool sleepy-time.
Rustle, rustle sleepy-time.
When the hounds are quiet
The sun burns nothing.
Note: I was a virgin when I wrote this.
April 8, 1997
Sleepy-time,
When the hounds are silenced
In the middle of the day;
And the gold,
It runs about the earth
Smiling bliss
So green that grass,
And so happy that breeze...
Sleepy-time,
Cool, cool sleepy-time.
Rustle, rustle sleepy-time.
When the hounds are quiet
The sun burns nothing.
Note: I was a virgin when I wrote this.
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valcapone:
Well, yes, we do tend to do these outings in Canada, being unlike our rich American counterparts who take them in, like, Paris. On their private 747s. 
valcapone:
Swank? Champagne? Nope, alls we gots is fo'ties and something labelled with an XXX that might be moonshine up here in the Great White North...
Y'all should make a trek up to visit us one of these days. We can have SGVA meets SGMTL.
Y'all should make a trek up to visit us one of these days. We can have SGVA meets SGMTL.
It was as simple as 1...
2...
blackheartmagazine.com
More specifically...
"Selling Yourself is Easy" by Miss RAMH herself!
Thanks to Miss ValCapone and Mr. ChrisSick for general corruption of the masses.
2...
blackheartmagazine.com
More specifically...
"Selling Yourself is Easy" by Miss RAMH herself!
Thanks to Miss ValCapone and Mr. ChrisSick for general corruption of the masses.
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a_strange_treat:
Yay! More!
HA! Freaking people out is a skill of mine ....
So anyway, it's early in the morning. I woke up, cleaned and costumed myself, poured a cup of coffee ... and now I can't find it. I have no idea where my coffee is. It's just gone. This is the source of much regret.
HA! Freaking people out is a skill of mine ....
So anyway, it's early in the morning. I woke up, cleaned and costumed myself, poured a cup of coffee ... and now I can't find it. I have no idea where my coffee is. It's just gone. This is the source of much regret.
valcapone:
Well... duh. I always want head. Come to think of it, this guy has yet to go down on me, even though I've gone down on him about a zillion times. THAT is weird.
Venting complete.
It's Saturday and it's warm and I can't decide if I'm absolutely bursting with motivation... or if that's just laziness tugging at me.
Dora the Explorer is going on in the other room. I want absolutely positively no part in that.
I need to clean my room. I need to make more tea. I need a vacation.
It's Saturday and it's warm and I can't decide if I'm absolutely bursting with motivation... or if that's just laziness tugging at me.
Dora the Explorer is going on in the other room. I want absolutely positively no part in that.
I need to clean my room. I need to make more tea. I need a vacation.
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madame:
At work I give out Dora stickers to small children. The kids always say, "I WANT BOOTS!"
And I am like, "Who the fuck is boots?"
And I am like, "Who the fuck is boots?"
nocontrol:
GIven the choice between Dora, Barney, Dragon Tales or Elmo...I'll take Dora 7 days a week and twice on Sunday. All that other crap makes me want to chew my own foot off. 
What a sweet previous journal entry. Touching to be sure.