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Thank goodness Friday is here.

I needed that.
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user573925:
ahhh yes


and HI
crim:
I was worried for a minute, little miss anonymous.
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I need some suggestions on how to make a little extra cash this summer.

BEGIN!

***Update***
I just finished reading Mary Roach's Spook, and I must say that I am extremely dissappointed. I feel like this woman spent a weekend in a library compiling random facts about afterlife research, had a few cups of coffee, and then sat down to write a fun book...
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argonautgod:
Looks like I picked the wrong day to listen to Doug Stanhope.

He went on a rant about how many different ways people (specifically the college lot in the army) can make money. His words were utter filth but rather rib-tickling and brain-slanting hence there shall be no advice coming from me.

Damaging...

Wait! Taxi-driving!

Hah, I knew I'd think of a scheme that didn't involve bodily functions or fluids.


trixxx:
sell green blush
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My son wrote this for me when he was four:

Mama
by Kent

One Mama.
You are beautiful,
And I kiss you,
And I love you,
And miss you.
We go home with our moms and dads,
And you can stay with them.
Now it's bed time,
And you can go to sleep.



Happy Mother's Day!
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goodpoltergeist:
awww that's adorable!

wow.

Well, I'm stopping by to say goodbye!

Take care and do battle with the hair eating robots!

See you again in two months!!!
trixxx:
aww thats awesome, my son drew me a card this weekend and when I asked what all the yellow was he said it was " "lectricity"? hmm , cute anyway...
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It's warm and still.

Like my fucking heart.

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zetamale:
What other qualities does it share with your other organs?
argonautgod:
Damned fine eyes you got there. Damned fine eyes. Well done.
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The blood... oh the blood.

Never... ever... break quarantine.
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piracy:
thats like splitting up when you're hunting aliens.

totally dead, every time.
zetamale:
I know, but he's gone now. Blue-haired imaginary boyfriend will be back one day. But first will come green-haired imaginary boyfriend, purple-haired imaginary boyfriend, maybe pink-haired imaginary boyfriend. Really, imaginary boyfriends with hair of all colors of the rainbow that will keep me unemployable.
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Upon Putting Them "On the Glass"

I am bruised
back to front-
mouth and ass
and face and cunt.

- RAMH
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crim:
Oh my....I think I just found your phone number again....
afterbirth:
Thank you for your recent highly detailed answer to my question.
To receive a cd you must ask first.
There is a list of what's availble somewhere around my dec 10 journal.
If you can't find it, I'll link you.

Handprints indeed.
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Mistah Stitch educates me in the Laws of Kipple.

Laundry spins at this late hour.

Christmas is tucked neatly away until next year.

My new trainees expect me bright eyed.

Fuck 'em.


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mrstitches:
I fought a skirmish with the kipple this afternoon, but nothing short of all out war does any good.
crim:
Wait, are we talking about PKD here? Because, y'know, that's alright by me.
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piracy:
actually. yeah. i did.

wierd, isn't it?




you?
bowiee:
The best xmas card ever..