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Four bucks a pop was cheap enough for folks to come multiple times during the fall and expensive enough to set them up though the winter and early spring when the Conners would do odd jobs to stay under roof. The Haunted Hayride was famous for its goreless, old-fashioned brand of scary. Bandy would pull a small flat bed with hay bales stacked on it down the middle with a tractor that was noisy. Hed drive folks into the trees a bit, letem sit and get worked up n scared, then hed tell them about the disappearances. Bandyd tell them just how many people hed lost on his hayrides and just how many of em had screamed, but couldnt be found. Hed tell them that their shadows still spilt over the tree trunks and that if you looked at em too closely theyd look back at you and get you. If they dont get you on the hayride, they get you in your sleep. Thats how theyll get you. Cause theyre mad about bein lost.