Two things:
First thing- Dear Ugly People, why do you think I'm in your league? Why on earth would I fuck you? You have poor grammar and terrible senses of style.
Second thing- No. I'm not going to fuck you without my husband present. That's a deal-breaker.
Post thing- Women who make out with other women but won't go down on women piss me off.
GRR thing- I really enjoy the occasional wacky sex that crosses our path, but I hate the hassle. I don't want to be friends. I don't want to hang out for 6 plus hours before hand just to discover you're not ready. I don't want to have my heart broken by a silly little straight girl again. I just want to fuck something pretty and soft and share that with the man of my dreams.
If that turns into something more, so be it.
First thing- Dear Ugly People, why do you think I'm in your league? Why on earth would I fuck you? You have poor grammar and terrible senses of style.
Second thing- No. I'm not going to fuck you without my husband present. That's a deal-breaker.
Post thing- Women who make out with other women but won't go down on women piss me off.
GRR thing- I really enjoy the occasional wacky sex that crosses our path, but I hate the hassle. I don't want to be friends. I don't want to hang out for 6 plus hours before hand just to discover you're not ready. I don't want to have my heart broken by a silly little straight girl again. I just want to fuck something pretty and soft and share that with the man of my dreams.
If that turns into something more, so be it.
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