robotsatemyhair

Why, neighborhood in I live in I apparently get the golden pass because of my skin tone, they're far too busy stopping random black kids and searching them because they're doing really shady shit like standing in front of their house or on their porch.

Which, in all fairness, did make it easier when I walked a half block north to score some of Mexican's fine black tar off a kindly old man on a bike.

I think that's supposed to be "fuck tha police".