I'm an asshole and I love having sex with myself.

Today was the kind of day when everything stops and you have a moment to listen to yourself and all of the sudden you say "OH SHIT!" because you remember why you didn't want to hear anything. I am parched. And broke. Reality is becoming sickly frustrating as it lingers over me. Back I say. Stay away. Be gone. I asked someone to go on a date with me tonight. It was a joke but it was kinda weird. I am not myself.. or am I? evil snicker.
Robot Alert: Sometimes I enjoy watching baseball. I also enjoy trying to feed dead gold fish to a tarantula. Yardwork gives me a similiar rush. This has been your Robot Alert.
I'm not as old as I thought I was. Disappointing. I'm a hop, skip and jump from falling off the edge but I have not done enough cool stuff yet.

fin