robotfuckface

so i was thinking about sg today and my tendencies to... ahem... allow the viewing public access to all manner of images of me, and i realized that my junk had been seen in at least FIVE different countries. while this might make some less exhibitionist and more sane people pause, i'm sort of proud that my wang is an international playboy, gracing Europe one minute only to jaunt off to Venezula or Australia for dinner and then it's off to Canada for dancing! i've decided as a minigoal (i.e. a goal i don't actively pursue but still attempt to accomplish. you know, like writing or art or any of those things i claim to do but don't) to see exactly in how many countries i get someone to willing look at my penis. so if you're reading this and you're in china or japan or germany or something, we've got work to do.