robotfuckface

so on sunday my dad was leading his church (yeah. i came from a pastor's penis) and he suddenly doubled over on the altar. he excused himself to the "backstage" area. my mom knew something was wrong and went to check on him. she found him on his hands and knees, unable to breathe or stand. she rushed him to the hospital.

we all assumed it was his heart. my dad is overweight and has had high blood pressure since forever. i was really really really fucking scared.

but it turns out its not his heart. whatever it is that's kicking his ass, it's somewhere else in his guts. i'm glad, but i just hope it's not something potentially worse.

like pregnancy.