robotfuckface

so lets start at the beginning.

this morning i get up and realize i had left my iphone in the car over night. this has been known to happen. what usually isn't the case is that the car is unlocked. sure enough some motherfucker swiped it. NOTHING makes me angrier than when i make some bonehead move and cost my family money. this was a several hundred dollar mistake.

it was later fixed when my wife bought me a coffee, some donuts, and a new iphone off ebay. my wife can rock pretty hard sometimes.

later that afternoon, my boss informs me that geneva has been discovered to have lice. bring on the screaming itchies. so we had to get the ultra lice death shampoo and wash her little brains out. i just know for weeks she's going to be talking about the bugs in her hair.

meanwhile my wife is all depressed cause our house is in shambles and comicon is happening without her. so she's moping.

someone give me some love over here. i'm just about at capacity with bullshit.