robotfuckface

california is very very fucking beautiful, at least the bits i was shown. there are literally NO clouds. the sky is bluer there. there are flowers fucking everywhere.

except oakland. oakland was fucking terrifying. every guy we drove past tried to stare me down. there were three cop cars pulled to the side of the street trying to stop a fight between like... seven or eight women. there was also a homeless lady with a shopping cart full of trash, upon which sat a black dog, who's face she was screaming into. she may have been ripping its hair out too.

i'm glad to be home, though. i can only stomach so much vacation. and flying on a plane with a three year old isn't for the timid. especially with a narcoleptic wife.