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robot_vs_monkey

Glendale, CA

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Monday Jan 10, 2005

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i'm back
and i could sit here and talk about how fun it was
and how i went out every night and drank till i passed out
and how i accidentally got married twice in one night
and how i won the progressive slot and got about a billion dollars
and how much i enjoyed the show

but none of that would be true

i dont really care to post any more.
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hethral:
Yah, but at least you get to come home to all us crazy people and have us throw things at you.
Jan 10, 2005
nefaria:
don't worry...when we're so drunk and high from coachella, and we somehow reach vegas unscathed...we'll get married, get divorced (irreconcilable differences), then get married again (at a different chapel, of course)...our song? let me be your armor...it's only right...we're from germany afterall...

...and when we get married, you can take my last name...

no, but seriously, i love you...and anal sex...

tongue

[Edited on Jan 10, 2005 8:16PM]
Jan 10, 2005

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