Monday Apr 18, 2005

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http://theshadowlands.net/places/pennsylvania.htm

Using the information from this site, I have decided to ghost hunting. Probably tomorrow, or something. I'll probably get sidetracked for days. Definitely soon, though!
aeryn:
Oh good if you catch one will you send it this way? Sometimes my house feels empty and a ghost would be soo cool.

Saturday Apr 16, 2005

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Now Jesus, being Jewish, was probably circumcised. When he was resurrected, do you think his foreskin came back too? Considering it had been seperated from him a long time ago, maybe it arose from a patch of dirt thousands of miles from Jesus's tomb. Maybe it was just sort of floating in the air for a while, all disembodied and majestic until a starving leper...
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fenchurch:
Old Bay.
fenchurch:
I'ma eat dem cows.

Thursday Apr 14, 2005

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I don't find Peter Pan attractive. I find women dressed as Peter Pan attractive. There's a fine distinction.
clara:
I'm giving the cats new food to make them slimmer.

And I see your point. Androgeny can be adorable, but your sexual orientation just kind of is what it is.

Monday Apr 11, 2005

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My dad has ball cancer, and thinks that it means God's trying to tell him something.

"If you're so pro-life, then why aren't you pregnant?"
(That would be an example of the stupid shit that I think of, as of late.)

I want to subject myself to a series of horrible cosmetic surgeries that would qualify as mutiliation if they didn't leave me looking so...
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fenchurch:
Yeah, I also think that lands more on the awesome side of the spectrum as opposed to the shit side.

What does he think god is trying to tell him? I don't know if this is why your train of thought went to pregnancy, but it just makes me think maybe god's saying "Don't have any more kids."
st_expedite:
HA HA HA HA!

I'm going to use that on the next pro-lifer I see. Don't worry, though; I'll give you credit. Expect a royalty check for $0.02 in the mail.

The pigeon got disgusted with our flightless ways and left. frown

Friday Apr 08, 2005

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I haven't taken any meds in a week. I slept through the meeting with the person who was going to give me a prescription for refills, and I just never bothered contacting them to reschedule. No scary withdrawals, which makes me think that I hadn't been taking them long enough to be affected at all.

An unfortunate side effect of only being able to access...
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twentythree:
I used to take medication when I was about 15 or 16 and I found that all it ever did was make me really tired without actually being able to fall asleep.
It never abolished all the murder thoughts I was having but made sure that I was always too tired to actually kill anyone.
And then I tried to use them to commit suicide but all that happened was that I fell asleep and then woke up in my own vomit.
So, I think that medication is fairly over-rated.
I find that you can get by on a snotty attitude and strength of will better than you can by taking any sort of medication.
And for all of the physical ailments like, cancer, aids, flu, allergies, broken limbs and bleeding orifices etc., some broccoli will clear that shit right up.
fenchurch:
Well, I was going to make a good masturbating joke or mention it or something, but either you changed your Vices or I am just making things up now.

Wednesday Apr 06, 2005

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If the devil exists, he's not buying souls. At least not mine. I'm super eager to sell, but I guess I'm just asking for too much. I'd love to know where the idea that you could sell your soul came from, anyway. Maybe it comes from "The Devil and Tom Walker."

As per usual, my view of the world has once again shifted. It is...
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fenchurch:
I agree wholeheartedly with the second paragraph.


I just tried to kill a spider with a jar of decoupage, but only succeeded in maiming it. The remaining half jumped off and gimped away before I could put it out of its misery. It's kind of disheartening knowing that somewhere behind my desk there is half a spider that wants me dead. I hope they can't feel pain.

I would give you the perfect way to explain everything to your family for your birthday.
twentythree:
I know what your perfect birthday gift would be.
A machine that you feed babies and it doles out money and unspeakable Lovecraftian doomsday devices and gives a mutated super form of syphillus to your enemies.
It's the perfect gift for the man that has everything.
The gift that keeps on giving.

Friday Apr 01, 2005

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It's not that I want the Pope to die, or anything. I'm just hopeful that some sort of supernatural event will occur immediately following the event. It's not everyday a pope dies, you know. Surely there's some sort of mystical signifigance to it. What is your pope's death wish?

My wish is for everyone to be aesthetically pleasing to look at (though not to an...
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twentythree:
My Pope's Death Day Wish would be that I could somehow pull off being able to wear a necklace made of live bears.
You know, beat the odds.
Be able to carry the thing around on my neck even though bears are really heavy.
Oh, and also not have them maul me to death.

I've always thought that would look pretty cool.

luis:
I think the Pope planned his death, as in; "I'm getting old, it's time to day and milk this".

My wish would be to have that massive war of the Orgy you fear.

Wednesday Mar 30, 2005

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I had a lucid dream last night. I tried to convince everyone present that they weren't real, but it was to no avail. So I just joined in the ballroom dancing.

And let us all mourn the death of Jonnie Cochran.
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fenchurch:
Damn. There's no part of that sentence that wasn't awesome.

That's also funny, because part of why I asked if you were Indian (and what I was going to add afterwards but decided not to) was because I had always thought you looked Asian, so would have been suprised. I mean, India is part of Asia, but...well...see this is why I didn't add that part.

The second part is awesome because Norway is awesome.

And you know my feelings on Hebrew.
twentythree:
It is a shame about Jonnie.
He owed me money.


For an abortion.

Friday Mar 25, 2005

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Eyes are just tiny little goo balls protected (occasionally) by a thin layer of flesh. Why haven't more people lost them? Are all the people without eyes walking around with glass prosthetics and blending in perfectly?

It feels like I haven't been hugged in years. I'm not sure I miss the feeling, but the fact that I'm thinking about it probably implies something.

My roommate...
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clara:
Your therapist probably became a therapist because she truly believes that with a bit of work everyone can be all right. And I agree with her. You are going to be ok and she can help you.
fenchurch:
I understand what you mean about being hard to feel very supported by a therapist's concern, but after years of hearing both of my 2 therapist parents come home and talk about their day and their patients and express so much individual care and concern for them, I eventually came to believe that some really do care beyond the context of their job. If it helps you to know.



I would hug you, if I could.
Even though you're not sure that's what you want.

If you email me your address, I'll send you one of those cards with a hug in it. You know, the really really stupid ones.

Thursday Mar 24, 2005

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My update is that I eat pony burgers.
fenchurch:
God, I hope not.



I could go for a pony burger.
I'm really sad they discontinued Aussie Jack's Emu Snack Stix on amazon. The world's a cruel place. Full of dead ponies. All for you for eating.
daniofthedead:
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i am an expert lawn gnome maker!!!

this could be my lucky break!! hahaha
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