I'm the awesomest 19 year old virgin you'll ever know, starting today. Honor me by ignoring dead veterans.
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I'm back in the land that God built (with His bare hands!)
I took a notebook along to write down little thoughts here and there so I could have this stuff ready to share upon my triumphant return. But really, who gives a shit how I spent my summer vacation? Hell, most of it is just incoherent psycho babble spewed forth from my "hormone deranged...
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I took a notebook along to write down little thoughts here and there so I could have this stuff ready to share upon my triumphant return. But really, who gives a shit how I spent my summer vacation? Hell, most of it is just incoherent psycho babble spewed forth from my "hormone deranged...
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I'm gonna be gone a while, with China and all. I don't know if my dad has internet access, also, and I'll be staying with him also for the forseeable future.
Rest assured that I will probably continue to be undeceased.
Rest assured that I will probably continue to be undeceased.
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st_expedite:
China?!?!??
Have fun. Do not decease.
Have fun. Do not decease.
twentythree:
It is okay to be deceased, so long as you continue to walk around and what not.
Oh, and if you are dead, but you continue to function, break some laws.
Some big ones.
This is your chance since I'm pretty sure that the dead are above the law.
But don't quote me on that.
Oh, and if you are dead, but you continue to function, break some laws.
Some big ones.
This is your chance since I'm pretty sure that the dead are above the law.
But don't quote me on that.
daniofthedead:
thats fucked up. those are the kids that had the effects of agent orange. sad. 
twentythree:
And some people, like me, are God's chosen elite.
And anyway, it's not the boxers that are magical.
It's what's inside them.
Like maybe you have a magical ass and can shit money.
In which case, I will marry you.
Let me know.
I'm available.
I could really use the cash.
And anyway, it's not the boxers that are magical.
It's what's inside them.
Like maybe you have a magical ass and can shit money.
In which case, I will marry you.
Let me know.
I'm available.
I could really use the cash.
I'm gonna start describing myself as a down on his luck youngster with nothing to lose. Out loud, of course.
st_expedite:
Why do I get the feeling that a chorus of hobos should follow that up with a line that ends in the phrase, "dancin' shoes?"
Or "travellin' blues."
Maybe this is just because I wish the hobos on my corner were more musical.
Or "travellin' blues."
Maybe this is just because I wish the hobos on my corner were more musical.
fenchurch:
I'm Fenchurch, and I approve of the above.
If you can be bothered to name or show some beautiful things, then go ahead.
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fenchurch:
Probably, looks pretty yellowed.
foxy:
I love that robot, it looks so sad
I love that robot, it looks so sad
I've been wondering how much of what we depend on only came to be because of some random act of genius. I mean would No Edison = No Flashlight Tag, or were we just bound to stumble upon the lightbulb sooner or later? They say necessity's the mother of invention, and I really do hope they're right because I'd hate to be screwed because the...
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aeryn:
ahh what is random and how much is design? Or if you lost at flashlight tag would that have a ripple effect that would cause the bear to stop and eat berries and miss the the volcano stopper?
bleunuit:
Necessity is the mother. Period.
I don't know what I owe the public masturbation thing to. Regardless, there's a load in my hand and I want to slap the guy to my far right in the face with it. That's rude and probably sexual assault, though. I think I'll spare him a ruined evening.
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granny:
Yeah, I'm not at all a fan of cereal with marshmallow in them. They're not supposed to be crunchy, damnit!
There was of course the time I bought a box of Lucky Charms, but that was only because I wanted the watch inside. Five years later and my Lucky Charms watch is still working!!!
There was of course the time I bought a box of Lucky Charms, but that was only because I wanted the watch inside. Five years later and my Lucky Charms watch is still working!!!
clara:
I think that means you're bored. That's what it means for me, anyway.
twentythree:
You feel like rockin'?
Cause that guy looks like he wants to rock.
Like a hurricane.
Cause that guy looks like he wants to rock.
Like a hurricane.
I don't think anyone should ever be made to apologize for a feeling, but the line between the wrong feeling and the wrong action is so perilously thin that a case could be made to replace you with a robot. Note that your robotic copy would come with a manufacturer's warranty, and the ability to play the guitar just like he was ringing a bell....
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clara:
I'm gonna go with no on that one.
I agree with your journal entry. I will BBQ in your name tonight!
or something!