Tuesday Feb 08, 2005

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I've recently become fascinated with intersex individuals, and the holes they poke in our conception of gender roles. I'm guessing that, in Biblical times, they were killed at birth or something? Otherwise there'd be a commandment about them or something, right?

Whatever, the point is that I'm unfit to be King of the Sahara.
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aeryn:
I filled up my glass...
sexysuzy:
Intersexed people represent 2% of the world's population. Even now, doctors still practice this fucked up method of seeing if the ambiguous genetalia can hold an erection for 1 minute. If it can't, it's chopped off and made into a clitoris WITHOUT THE PARENT'S CONSENT OR NOTIFICATION. Fucked.

Intersexed people are awesome. I've quite a few friends. Genderfucking is also awesome.

Your profile pic is too cute!

"I don't enjoy anything about my sex life." - this should be changed. Sex is great. Discover it!

"I haven't discovered girls yet." - this also should be changed. Girls are great. Discover us!

Sunday Feb 06, 2005

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I'm the only unhappy teenager in the whole world! Study me, for science!
contradiction:
Ummm, no I doubt it. I was a miserable teenager.

I angrily shake my fist at the universe, and it laughs in return.

The hell with it. wink

Friday Feb 04, 2005

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Boys are stupid. Boys suck.
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bloodxflux:
man of man epidemic....sucks for us! xoxo
ferrofluid:
I thought god loved sorting 'em out.
Are you saying the tshirt lied to me?

Monday Jan 31, 2005

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Floss should come with instructions, or at least a diagram depicting how I'm supposed to fit my hands into my mouth to do this. Maybe the problem come from me not using a mirror...

Sometimes I try to have conversations with God in my head, just out of curiousity and boredom. Of course, I have to play both parts in the dialogue because of, you...
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st_expedite:
He would be a good fairy Godmother. Or Siegfried. Or Roy.

Okay, maybe not Siegfried.

Re: Floss: Be careful. I know someone who got their hand stuck in their mouth that way. Probably best to switch to dentures.
clara:
You know who's good at explaining floss? Dental hygienists.

Saturday Jan 29, 2005

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I haven't seen my own butt before, and I don't really want to. I'm not entirely optimistic about it, and would prefer to live in total ignorance of my posterial shortcomings.

I am alone this weekend. So, uh, sucking at Viewtiful Joe and forcing the colony of spiders living in my mattress to take up housing elsewhere. This ain't no bed and breakfast, despite what...
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granny:
this post is soooo... amazing
bloodxflux:
yeah, I talked to him last night, though it didn't do much good.
I love him, he's my best bud, but he sees me as so much more. and i used to as well. we've been together for 2 years.

Friday Jan 28, 2005

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I guess it's not in my nature to be reasonable, or to let go.
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daniofthedead:
nobody has the ability to let go naturally, its a learned thing.
lilac44:
Yeah, everyone hates purple here frown

bah

Tuesday Jan 25, 2005

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Yeah, the therapy thing wasn't that big of a deal. Just a bunch of questions so she could get an idea of who I am and what my situation is. But man, I do nothing but crack jokes when I'm nervous. Geez.

Based on what I've said to her thus far, she seems to think that I should either leave Penn State for something else...
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daniofthedead:
yeah the beginning is kinda all formality. you answer questions, she/he tries to figure out why the hell you are here. haha mine was about 8949589905690590 paper/surveys to fill out first. VERY annoying.
sarcasticmenace:

robosagogo said:
You really are sarcastic! biggrin


Yes, and I also know how to pronounce Manalapan correctly. I have many great talents such as this. wink

Monday Jan 24, 2005

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I'm nervous about seeing the therapy lady tomorrow and I'd say the chances of me freaking out and not going are.... 49.8%. There's a 48% of me going and 1.2% chance of me not being able to go as a result of personal injury and the final 1% is allotted to other unplanned calamities or suddenly winning the lottery or, you know, martians.

I probably...
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st_expedite:
Go. Therapy is nothing to be worried about, like a root canal or wart removal or something. If you don't like her or just don't connect, you can always go see someone else.

Good luck.
cantuttayo:
nice shirt

I got one too




BOO YA!

Friday Jan 21, 2005

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Talking about serious topics and attempting to say intelligent things always leaves me feeling uneasy.

Livejournal example:

Someone please convince me that the reason we are alone in the universe isn't because life was a one time mistake. Ya know, just contemptible abberation, forever blemishing the order established by calmer, less excitable planets. Tell me we aren't the malformed calf born blind and lame, limping...
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bloodxflux:
why thank you for the compliments on my ass, you sweet thang you. biggrin
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