Saturday Apr 23, 2005

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I don't know what I owe the public masturbation thing to. Regardless, there's a load in my hand and I want to slap the guy to my far right in the face with it. That's rude and probably sexual assault, though. I think I'll spare him a ruined evening.
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granny:
Yeah, I'm not at all a fan of cereal with marshmallow in them. They're not supposed to be crunchy, damnit!

There was of course the time I bought a box of Lucky Charms, but that was only because I wanted the watch inside. Five years later and my Lucky Charms watch is still working!!!
clara:
I think that means you're bored. That's what it means for me, anyway.

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