My dad has ball cancer, and thinks that it means God's trying to tell him something.
"If you're so pro-life, then why aren't you pregnant?"
(That would be an example of the stupid shit that I think of, as of late.)
I want to subject myself to a series of horrible cosmetic surgeries that would qualify as mutiliation if they didn't leave me looking so damn beautiful.
Truthfully, what I really want is someone to watch horror movies with for a weekend.
P.S. This is awesome.
http://www.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~morph/Transformer/index.html
"If you're so pro-life, then why aren't you pregnant?"
(That would be an example of the stupid shit that I think of, as of late.)
I want to subject myself to a series of horrible cosmetic surgeries that would qualify as mutiliation if they didn't leave me looking so damn beautiful.
Truthfully, what I really want is someone to watch horror movies with for a weekend.
P.S. This is awesome.
http://www.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~morph/Transformer/index.html
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What does he think god is trying to tell him? I don't know if this is why your train of thought went to pregnancy, but it just makes me think maybe god's saying "Don't have any more kids."
I'm going to use that on the next pro-lifer I see. Don't worry, though; I'll give you credit. Expect a royalty check for $0.02 in the mail.
The pigeon got disgusted with our flightless ways and left.