robosagogo

I didn't win the lottery, so I'm thinking about selling myself on e-Bay now. I think I need a little more in the way of plans for the future than that. I need mentoring more than anything else right now, but I suck at sports and they don't have coaches for people who spend half the day in their undahpants listening to showtunes.

I kinda screwed up a friendship, but I really wasn't a priority to that person anyway and I was expecting some help and support that probably wasn't coming regardless. Nonetheless, I made a bonehead move (though it's arguably less heinous than it's been made out to be) and that's left me at least a little worse off than before.

I was thinking about a lame story idea I had a month ago and ended up dreaming it up. It ended with Jesus showing up in a business suit to rescue me from a possessed house. I didn't even stop to thank him, which in my opinion was very rude.

And I'm scared, but that's hardly new. Poop.