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Floss should come with instructions, or at least a diagram depicting how I'm supposed to fit my hands into my mouth to do this. Maybe the problem come from me not using a mirror...

Sometimes I try to have conversations with God in my head, just out of curiousity and boredom. Of course, I have to play both parts in the dialogue because of, you know... obvious reasons. I'd be crazy if I was doing this out loud, but keeping it inside my head means I'm reasonably sane, right?

Sometimes I'll wake up and not immediately remember who I am. It's not an amnesia sort of thing, though. I just can't remember my name, my family, where I live, and what I look like. I guess I'm just detached from all that. Big surprise.

And I really don't consider myself a person at this particular moment in time. I'm just sort of a routine that'll keep repeating itself until something forces a change. I don't think I've had any new thoughts in quite a while. It's either zero inspiration or a flawed head. My point is I that I could easily be replaced by an automaton. Probably one of those out of work robot arm designed for assembling automobiles. Or Johnny Five. He's way cuter than I am, so that'd actually be a step up.