i'm absolutely disappointed in you all.
NO one guessed the finger in the butt question.
NO one gets a dollar.

let's try another:
if i were a 12 year old non-english speaking male, and i started playing footsies with sixsixty under a pingpong table at the local YMCA - and was dangerously close to the locker room -what would most likely happen?

this one is worth TWO dollars. good luck.