Dear Santa,
It's been a while. Actually, I get mistaken for you a lot, because of my athletic build , ruggedly hansom beard, and-wait for it- my glasses. And, as you know, I was one of your helpers until Comet kicked me, and I left to join the Vienna Boys Choir. I've been struggling over this letter, because it's about my wish for you to make hopefuls pink. They All deserve to go pink! Many of my friends are not on this list because, frankly, they're going to make it just fine without any extra Kringle-help. The ones who are on the list are: 1. From groups under-represented in our community, who have a hard time breaking through. 2. People I have come to know who are even more beautiful on the inside than the outside. 3. This is hard to believe, but some of them are so stunning and uniquely beautiful that, I think, it actually hurts their efforts to appeal to a broader audience. I know how much you love lists, so here goes:
ZEPHI, BARBIE KILLER, KENNEDIE, RAQUELYASMIN, QUIVER, SCHATZ, STORMY ENT, CATARLA, DEATH STAR, SAMNIKII, PAON,
ADENAH, SAURION, VALIDITY, JESSICA LOU, POUT, PHASIA, SOLACE, JAYMECHELLE, STARRY, ROGGEN, SAYRIN, NEKANE,
OCEAN, SIBERIA 89, LOULA BELL, BACON, PELIGRO, PAPER, ALISARAE, NYM, NAUNNIE, SYNTH, MADY, HUNO, VIXIE E,
JODYTEA, ENGIE
Help these women, and I'll never ask for anything again! OH- I also want world peace, and I'd like to buy the world a Coke.
Your old friend,
Robert