Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

robert_paulson94906

Member Since 2004

Followers 8 Following 15

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Friday Oct 22, 2004

Oct 22, 2004
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch in Wyoming. She put a shoebox on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it.

For fifty years, Uncle Jack left the box alone, until Aunt Edna was old and dying. One day, when he was putting their affairs in order, he found the box again and thought it might hold something important. Opening it, he found two doilies and $82,500 in cash. He took the box to her and asked about the contents.

"My mother gave me that box the day we married," Edna explained. "She told me to make a doily to help ease my frustrations every time I got mad at you."

Uncle Jack was very touched that in 50 years she'd only been mad at him twice. "What's the $82,500 for?" he asked.

"Oh, that's the money I made selling the doilies," Edna replied. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue biggrin biggrin ... tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
wren:
Hee hee hee hee.

That's cute.
Oct 22, 2004
the_gargirl:
biggrin that made me smile!
Oct 22, 2004

More Blogs

  • 05.15.04
    0

    Saturday May 15, 2004

    Sorry I have been away for awhile - had things to get done. I hope n…
  • 04.21.04
    5

    Wednesday Apr 21, 2004

    BOUGHT NEW CAR TODAY - FINALLY GOT FED UP WITH THE OLD ONE AND BOUGHT…
  • 04.20.04
    1

    Tuesday Apr 20, 2004

    I just got a ticket for being in the turn lane too long and having …
  • 04.19.04
    1

    Monday Apr 19, 2004

    Things I'm Likely To Say At Work 1. I can see your point, but I st…
  • 04.18.04
    0

    Sunday Apr 18, 2004

    TALKED WITH MY EXGIRLFRIEND FROM A FEW YEARS AGO, WE ARE STILL FRIEND…
  • 04.15.04
    0

    Thursday Apr 15, 2004

    "The person who knows HOW will always have a job. The person who know…
  • 04.12.04
    0

    Tuesday Apr 13, 2004

    IT'S MY THURSDAY - YEAH - ONLY ONE MORE DAY AND THEN I CAN GET AWAY F…
  • 04.10.04
    0

    Saturday Apr 10, 2004

    A guest at work today claimed I had stolen his watch - becauSe I brou…
  • 04.09.04
    0

    Friday Apr 09, 2004

    I HAVE FOUND WHERE I TRULY BELONG...http://www.whitetrashworld.com/ …
  • 04.07.04
    2

    Wednesday Apr 07, 2004

    WHO IS YOUR PRESIDENTIAL MATCH? http://www.presidentmatch.com

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
11
months
12
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,605 SuicideGirls
  • 1,113,755 followers
  • 14,959,694 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,491,604 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo