Its good to be an asthmatic.
Went to a party
Thought it would be fun
No one told me that they had a CAT...
Until I was there for an hour
My lungs are hurting
Time to go home,
Freak out the roomy
Got to suck on the plastic dick
Its good to be an asthmatic.
Got a new drug
It works GREAT!!
!!I am Hyper!!
Now my heart is racing
Vroom!! Vroom!!
Its good to be an asthmatic.
Left the House
Forgot my little yellow Totem God,
No security blanket
Freaking out Gave myself an attack
Got to get home
Its good to be an asthmatic.
Caring my little white pills around
Popping them like I am some junking
People looking at me like some kind of a freak.
Well fuck you!
Youre ever been where Ive been
Five times a knocking on deaths door
Damn, Its good to be an asthmatic.
Went to a party
Thought it would be fun
No one told me that they had a CAT...
Until I was there for an hour
My lungs are hurting
Time to go home,
Freak out the roomy
Got to suck on the plastic dick
Its good to be an asthmatic.
Got a new drug
It works GREAT!!
!!I am Hyper!!
Now my heart is racing
Vroom!! Vroom!!
Its good to be an asthmatic.
Left the House
Forgot my little yellow Totem God,
No security blanket
Freaking out Gave myself an attack
Got to get home
Its good to be an asthmatic.
Caring my little white pills around
Popping them like I am some junking
People looking at me like some kind of a freak.
Well fuck you!
Youre ever been where Ive been
Five times a knocking on deaths door
Damn, Its good to be an asthmatic.