A few weeks ago working my usual 2 day venture at the 24 Pharmacy. Working security at this store/pharmacy is usually quiet and uneventful which I enjoy greatly.

But there are times that the full moon brings out the creeps, dummies, and weirdos. Which was the case this Friday night. The 1st few hours were normal and uneventful. Then it started with a couple coming in dressed to the nines for a night out in the town.

The woman was a stunning Latina, beautiful curvy body with her boobs straining to burst from her top. The dress was very clingy and transparent although it is black. The dress barely reached just below the crotch area. Her movements were all woman. Her and her man were in the liquor area. The requested assistance and chooses a bottle of Patron Silver Tequila. Although they really did not need much more. The bottle was brought to the register area then they disappeared. Then over the intercom, I am summoned by the Assistant Manager. She states to me that she is hearing strange sounds in the women's restroom. I go an investigate. There was the couple going at it. The guy is banging her as she bend over the sink. I interrupted his banging but he simply keeps going and asks if I can take a photo of them with their cell phone. They stopped and straighten themselves. They went to front and purchased the bottle of tequila and few other items too. The woman came up to me and handed me a $100 bill and said Thank you. So i was hoping that would be the only excitement for the night but I was wrong. Then around 2:30 AM, a very over weight guy arrives dressed in Sponge Bob Square Pants PJ bottoms, an over size t-shirt, and a turtle backpack. He had a over size Chewbacca doll in the backpack. He tried to steal a bottle of cheap Bourbon and blamed the Wookiee for taking the bottle. The Police was called and they arrived to the call. When they arrived, they knew the guy and had an apparent history of using a similar stunt. But this time I caught him and did not play along is his stupid game. So the Police took him away.

So I was okay. I hope this is the last incident for 1 night but my luck did not hold up. Around 4 AM, a very skinning, nasty looking guy arrives wearing a mesh t-shirt and baggy camo pants and unlaced boots. Pierced nose, nipples and stretched ear lobes. Nasty long greasy hair that is black with green streaks. He heads over the cold medicine aisle. One of the staff member was working in the area and noted the guy was stuffing his pants with boxes of cold medicine tablets. I contacted the Manager and we approached the guy. The manager was already contacting PD, then the guy charged her and attempted to hit her. I was able to intercept him and block his attack. He then focused at trying to hit me, I was able to block his wild swings and then reached straight across with my gloved hand and took a strong hold of his pierced nipple. His face sudden changed from daring and bold determine to a sudden surprise. He halted in the spot he was standing. He stood a few inches taller than myself but his torso was at the perfect height for me. I then flipped him on to his stomach and handcuffed him. Just as PD arrived. They searched him and found 8 boxes of cold medicine tablets shoved in his crotch area.

They say, things come in 3s and it was true for this Friday night. I was able to finish my shift without any more incidents and I left a stack of paperwork for the managers.

Well, till next time and the next adventure.