"Came home early one night from work
Thought my wife's in bed w/ a jerk
She's in there w/ a big piece of plastic
Yellin' and a screamin'
Super deluxe creamin'
She don't want my love stick
'Cause she's vibrator dependant
Don't want me in it
Says I don't make the right noise
Been replaced by batteries
Hey there fellas can't you see
She just wants to play w/ her toys!!"
Thought my wife's in bed w/ a jerk
She's in there w/ a big piece of plastic
Yellin' and a screamin'
Super deluxe creamin'
She don't want my love stick
'Cause she's vibrator dependant
Don't want me in it
Says I don't make the right noise
Been replaced by batteries
Hey there fellas can't you see
She just wants to play w/ her toys!!"
pureblu12225:
just tryin to get to that good old happy place again ...its not to far off 
