I have to use public transportation to get to work (no driving license). And the only thing that's keeping me sane during those trips is my iPod.
The following groups are the ones that I have in my bus and/or train at last once a week:
old people:
I have nothing against them, but they often have the habit of discussing their diseases loudly with each other. "I have this thing growing on my back and it's oozing green slime."
"Did you hear that Hans died two weeks ago. I always said he wouldn't last any longer."
Exactly the type of conversation I want to hear early in the mornings.
school classes / kindergarten groups:
Simply annoying. Too loud, no manners whatsoever. Okay, not all of them but some people just should not procreate. Sometimes even the smallest kids can be huge assholes. I've met some of them - no fun at all.
hippie parents:
"We don't believe in authority". Yeah right. And I believe that your screaming brat should shut the fuck up. And no, it's not funny to see little Peter jumping from seat to seat. Once there was a mother in my train who allowed her daughter to play jump roping in the small middle corridor of the train. Who cares about the people trying to get to the door.
dog owners:
Not all of them of course. Only the ones who don't put their little doggie on a leash. The ones that always say "He just want's to play." Yeah, fuck off buddy. Your dog is not gonna play with my leg. I once witnessed a couple who let their huge Golden Retriever run around freely in the train. From one end to the other. Some dog owners just don't accept the fact that there are people who are afraid of dogs.
testosterone damaged teenagers:
By far the worst group of them all. Constantly trying hard to impress all the present 14 year old girls. They are a bunch of extremely loud, baggypant wearing guys with either greasy hair or basecaps (the wrong way around of course). Every third word they say is the german equivalent for dude. "I swear, dude, I'm so gonna not do my homework, dude." Listening to them for a couple of minutes makes me wish my brain would melt. If only they would realize how silly they behave.
So, that was me ranting.
Please don't take it too seriously. I really don't mean to offend anyone. If you don't believe the stuff I said, come and visit me and I'll show you the neverending joy of german public transportation.
The following groups are the ones that I have in my bus and/or train at last once a week:
old people:
I have nothing against them, but they often have the habit of discussing their diseases loudly with each other. "I have this thing growing on my back and it's oozing green slime."
"Did you hear that Hans died two weeks ago. I always said he wouldn't last any longer."
Exactly the type of conversation I want to hear early in the mornings.
school classes / kindergarten groups:
Simply annoying. Too loud, no manners whatsoever. Okay, not all of them but some people just should not procreate. Sometimes even the smallest kids can be huge assholes. I've met some of them - no fun at all.
hippie parents:
"We don't believe in authority". Yeah right. And I believe that your screaming brat should shut the fuck up. And no, it's not funny to see little Peter jumping from seat to seat. Once there was a mother in my train who allowed her daughter to play jump roping in the small middle corridor of the train. Who cares about the people trying to get to the door.
dog owners:
Not all of them of course. Only the ones who don't put their little doggie on a leash. The ones that always say "He just want's to play." Yeah, fuck off buddy. Your dog is not gonna play with my leg. I once witnessed a couple who let their huge Golden Retriever run around freely in the train. From one end to the other. Some dog owners just don't accept the fact that there are people who are afraid of dogs.
testosterone damaged teenagers:
By far the worst group of them all. Constantly trying hard to impress all the present 14 year old girls. They are a bunch of extremely loud, baggypant wearing guys with either greasy hair or basecaps (the wrong way around of course). Every third word they say is the german equivalent for dude. "I swear, dude, I'm so gonna not do my homework, dude." Listening to them for a couple of minutes makes me wish my brain would melt. If only they would realize how silly they behave.
So, that was me ranting.
Please don't take it too seriously. I really don't mean to offend anyone. If you don't believe the stuff I said, come and visit me and I'll show you the neverending joy of german public transportation.
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