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Without her make up and her expensive designer clothing, Paris Hilton is actually a rare and exotic African bird called the "That's Hot" crane, which is indicative of the sound it makes during mating season. Paris Hilton is the last one left, since they die if they go more than three nights without a camera flashing on them or dance club music blasting in their ears. Since most African wildlife don't have access to these things, the "That's Hot" crane didn't stand a chance. The Hilton family, being of a generous and eco-conscious nature adopted Paris and taught her to speak. They passed her off as their daughter and we actually bought it. So, if you call her a bird brain...it's not really an insult, it's an actual fact.