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...and Jesus said "follow me, for I am the son of God himself. Follow me, and befriend me, both on Facebook AND Twitter, for my word is good, and Godly... and I need to have more followers than that douchebag Buddha who lucks out and gets a billion yellow Chinamen on his side right when they all get smart phones..."
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fire:
hahahah!
odinsbird:
you going tomorrow????
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towelly:
Happy birthday. Thanks for the birthday party invite.
karma:
lol
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damone:
i fucking <3 you roads
michaelangela:
hahahaha fucking adorable
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churtch:
Dawwwwwww
repo_man:
Fucking nice dude!!!
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111111111yennabear:
you may be a genius
adelayde:
You're about 3 weeks too late with your suggestion there, mister. I actually didn't cut it before seeing my "boyfriend" a few weeks ago, so we could see how many times he could wrap my hair around his hands. Sexy, sexy.
What A Wonderful World...
It's hard to stay pissed when you've got so many great people trying to make you smile. Thank you all so very much! Lately life has been interesting, frustrating, exciting and a metric fuck-ton of other -ing words. I could've very easily stayed angry and bitter but you fuckers won't even give me the chance! I love you all! Well, most...
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It's hard to stay pissed when you've got so many great people trying to make you smile. Thank you all so very much! Lately life has been interesting, frustrating, exciting and a metric fuck-ton of other -ing words. I could've very easily stayed angry and bitter but you fuckers won't even give me the chance! I love you all! Well, most...
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ailyn:
SOOOOOO excited for hangouts!!!
pucker:
I know that Im the best wife! I take care of my hubby. Hes lucky that I can cook! Ive been making fried chicken, home made mac and cheese, chicken alfredo or spicy chicken alfredo... sometimes we make stuff like fajitas and omelets...and Ive been wanting to make chicken spaghetti. mmm fried tators is also another favorite. And I make some amazing hamburgers!! (way better than eating at a restaurant or fast food joint) I like to do alot of southern cooking cuz its what I grew up with.
mmm im making myself hungry!
mmm im making myself hungry!
It's time.
RAPTURE ORGY!!!!
Who's in?
We'll buy some blow up dolls, fill them with helium and release them around the windows of churches...
We'll buy land from idiots for $1 per acre.
We'll take over a Christian horse farm and roll through the streets on horseback like Doc Holiday and Wyatt Earp.
Oh yeah, and the orgy sex... it's going to be delightfully sinful!
RAPTURE ORGY!!!!
Who's in?
We'll buy some blow up dolls, fill them with helium and release them around the windows of churches...
We'll buy land from idiots for $1 per acre.
We'll take over a Christian horse farm and roll through the streets on horseback like Doc Holiday and Wyatt Earp.
Oh yeah, and the orgy sex... it's going to be delightfully sinful!
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sassie:
only if there will be looting afterwards!
churtch:
Im in when you decide to spell Churtch right 
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likeyoutome:
So so sad :-(
melaniek:
eeeep!
FUCK.
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justblaze:
Yea, I agree whole heartedly, but there will be 2 preteen children in tow.
kas:
OK!
ooh, and me, me! I've never carved a pumpkin.