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Philadelphia, Pa - Newport, RI - Waldorf, MD

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was looking at internet porn the other day... for the articles... and I noticed an interesting economy going on in porn that I hadnt noticed before. A thriving economy that's probably been going on for years out in the valley or wherever they shoot porn these days. The movie clips are always named something like Tight wet teen sucks and fucks FOR CUM or Slutty MILF gets rewarded with a BIG LOAD...

Is there a town in California or Arizona or whatever where girls actually get paid in CUM?

Did she really suck and fuck that guy just for a couple of shots of his man juice?? Was that 2 hour-long video shoot on the hood of a Mustang in 6-inch heels and huge bullshit hair really worth a few squirts of man-batter?

Are there any rentals available that allow pets cause Im fucking there!

Im shooting money out of my dick EVERY DAY (sometimes several times a day) and not getting anything in exchange! No goods, no services, no hot wet teens OR slutty MILFs.

OK, I'm getting a few hot wet teens and slutty MILFs but I seriously doubt they're in it for my cum.

What tax bracket are you in if you deal exclusively in cum? Like , if you get audited...
uh, maam under gross yearly income it says here you made 13 gallons? what is that?

"That's semen. It was a very good year."

I see... yes, well.. .that certainly is GROSS yearly inCUM but not exactly what the IRS was looking for with this particular form...
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pesky:
because I'm no fun. :p

no but seriously. I'm apart of the under 21s on here so I cant ever go to any of the local events you guys organize. BUT IF YOU GO TO THE CONVENTION THIS SUNDAY, I'LL BE THERE ON SUNDAY WITH ELODYKAT. biggrin

as for the comedy, I can see that going over huge. you've got a good comedic side. obvs.
x0!
Feb 7, 2012
gaylordy:
i got a roadie-stache !!!!!!! biggrin thank you for this awesome pic as reminder of a great NYE!!!


miss you my big cuddly pal


♥
Feb 13, 2012

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