Britney and K-Fed have come to an agreement and signed their divorce papers. So let's recap: a backup dancer got to live every red-blooded American male's wet dream by banging the hottest pop star in the world (at the time. obviously), and now he doesn't even have to stay with her now that she's fat and bald. And he doesn't even have to be a real father. And he gets paid a million dollars for this. Did this guy give God a blowjob or what. I've spent the last few years thinking K-Fed's an idiot, but now I'm pretty sure he's an evil genius. He just pretends to be retarded, like Edward Norton in The Score or Corky from Life Goes On
In other Road_King observations - Is it just me, or does Jessica Biel's ass deserve an Oscar? Because her performance in "Shock the Monkey" is worthy of something. What's that? Oh, you can only find that moving playing inside my head (or with my head...) The good news is that there is unlimited bonus material available - mostly in the form of alternate endings.
Ha - hilarious! Thanks~
...And yes she does have a nice ass!