Sea Legs
As you lay in your coffin rack, feeling the gentle swaying of right to left, and back again, the only thing keeping you from puking is the overly exaggerated spasmic sounds of the female orgasm.
You've been feeling sea-sick for the past few days of being on ship, although you're starting to think that most of it comes from putting up with the...
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As you lay in your coffin rack, feeling the gentle swaying of right to left, and back again, the only thing keeping you from puking is the overly exaggerated spasmic sounds of the female orgasm.
You've been feeling sea-sick for the past few days of being on ship, although you're starting to think that most of it comes from putting up with the...
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So Boot
"DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!"
RATATATATATATATATATATATAT
Release trigger. Count to eight. Pull trigger again. Squeeze the trigger while screaming "DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!" The length of time it takes you to scream is how long you keep the trigger squeezed back. This is how you fire the 240 Golf machine gun.
"RIVERA, GUN TWO IS UP! TALKING GUNS!"
"ROGER THAT, CORPORAL"
You scream because you begin...
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"DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!"
RATATATATATATATATATATATAT
Release trigger. Count to eight. Pull trigger again. Squeeze the trigger while screaming "DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!" The length of time it takes you to scream is how long you keep the trigger squeezed back. This is how you fire the 240 Golf machine gun.
"RIVERA, GUN TWO IS UP! TALKING GUNS!"
"ROGER THAT, CORPORAL"
You scream because you begin...
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I found a penny today.
When I found it, the first thing that ran through my mind was my father. He was the person who first told me that if you found a penny, it could be a sign of good luck.
My parents divorced when I was a small boy. After the divorce, I moved to Puerto Rico with my mother, where we lived...
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When I found it, the first thing that ran through my mind was my father. He was the person who first told me that if you found a penny, it could be a sign of good luck.
My parents divorced when I was a small boy. After the divorce, I moved to Puerto Rico with my mother, where we lived...
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