rivera

so i'm at the gym... got my headphones on... lifting some heavy stuff... rocking out to sk8ter boi... when some random Jarhead walks up to me.

so i was all thinking: fucckkkkk... are my headphones loud enough for him to hear my Avril?

but he was all: hey dude! you're fucking famous!

and i was like: say again?

and he was like: yea dude, i saw you on the internet.

so i was like: aww fuck... i guess it was a matter of time before someone saw me on SuicideGirls.

but then he was all: naw bro, i saw you on LiveLeak.com

and i was like: huh???

and he was like: yah bro, you were eatin some raw egg or something, but hey... whats SuicideGirls??

so i was all staring at him for a sec... not saying anything... then i was like: awwww FFFFffffUuuUUuCkkkkk....

i knew exactly which video he was talking about.

this one:


so i finish my workout, get back to my place, turn on my interwebs, and go searching.

lo' and behold:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8de_1266041118....

how that got on there...i have no idea