I was born on November 10, 1775
in a bomb crater.
My Mother was an M16.
My Father was the Devil.
And each moment that I live
is an additional threat upon your Life.
I eat barbed wire,
piss napalm,
and I can shoot a round through a flea's ass at 300 meters.
I travel the Globe, festering on anti Americans everywhere I go.
I do it for the love of Mom,
Chevrolet,
Baseball,
and Apple Pie.
I'm a Grunt.
I'm the dirty,
nasty,
sweaty,
filthy,
beautiful little son of a Bitch thats kepts the Wolf away from the Door.
I'm a United States Marine.
We look like Soldiers,
talk like Sailors,
and slap the shit out of both.
We stole the Eagle from the Air Force,
the Rope from the Army,
the Anchor from the Navy,
and on the 7th day,
when God rested,
we over-ran His perimeter and have been running the show ever since.
Warrior by Day.
Lover by Night.
Drunkard by Choice.
Marine by God.
I fight to preserve your right to go on not giving a fuck.
So there it is folks.
You have the right to voice your opinions,
and I have the right to punch you in your fucking mouth if I disagree.
Semper Fidelis.
-Anonymous
USMC
Some people spend their entire lives wondering if they made a difference... I don't have that problem.
this shit never gets old.
in a bomb crater.
My Mother was an M16.
My Father was the Devil.
And each moment that I live
is an additional threat upon your Life.
I eat barbed wire,
piss napalm,
and I can shoot a round through a flea's ass at 300 meters.
I travel the Globe, festering on anti Americans everywhere I go.
I do it for the love of Mom,
Chevrolet,
Baseball,
and Apple Pie.
I'm a Grunt.
I'm the dirty,
nasty,
sweaty,
filthy,
beautiful little son of a Bitch thats kepts the Wolf away from the Door.
I'm a United States Marine.
We look like Soldiers,
talk like Sailors,
and slap the shit out of both.
We stole the Eagle from the Air Force,
the Rope from the Army,
the Anchor from the Navy,
and on the 7th day,
when God rested,
we over-ran His perimeter and have been running the show ever since.
Warrior by Day.
Lover by Night.
Drunkard by Choice.
Marine by God.
I fight to preserve your right to go on not giving a fuck.
So there it is folks.
You have the right to voice your opinions,
and I have the right to punch you in your fucking mouth if I disagree.
Semper Fidelis.
-Anonymous
USMC
Some people spend their entire lives wondering if they made a difference... I don't have that problem.
this shit never gets old.
Just kidding.
Thanks SO much for your comment on my Haiku set! I'm so happy that you like this set...I worried about the simplicity of it. But, sometimes, like a Haiku, simple is best.