My date was awesome. I go to the bar and wait at one of the outside tables, and I start talking to a really wonderful biker couple - Outlaws known as "Cadillac Joe" and "Crazy Kate." I tell them that I'm waiting for a guy I met on the internet, and they buy me a few drinks. So the guy gets there and I'm impressed - his pictures didn't even do him justice. Brown hair, blue eyes, tattoo. One of the usual suspects.
However, something about him that made him unlike my typical MO - he's 6'1 and built like a Greek god with gigantic muscles. We start talking about everything - religion, politics, the kick ass biker couple behind us who keep sending more drinks our way...and we do two blowjob shots together. The whipped cream didn't slide out of his shotglass on the first try, so he shoves a finger in, scoops it out and licks it. Seeing this did my soul good.
"How would you like to be able to do your own blowjob?" Cadillac Joe asks my date.
"Hahahaha, great," he answers and blushes.
"Hey, then you wouldn't need Yahoo personals!" I interject. This puts us all in stitches.
We order beer and go inside for food. He shows me his tribal band, and I tell him about my piercings. He then asks me about the different kinds of jewelry I have for them. Technically I'm not supposed to change my jewelry yet, but I have been. I tell him about my hotrod flame nipple and bellybutton rings, and he's like "Stop, or I'll want to see them!" He tells me he was thinking about getting his nipples pierced, and lifts up his shirt to ask me if I think nipple rings would look good on him. Underneath was the most flawless physique I've seen in ages.
Silence, while my eyes nearly roll out of my head onto the table.
Then I manage to hurriedly squeak out the words "I think they would look great."
I might see him again - who knows? Either way I had a blast, and I made friends with some righteous bikers who said that if I ever needed ANYTHING to give them a call.
However, something about him that made him unlike my typical MO - he's 6'1 and built like a Greek god with gigantic muscles. We start talking about everything - religion, politics, the kick ass biker couple behind us who keep sending more drinks our way...and we do two blowjob shots together. The whipped cream didn't slide out of his shotglass on the first try, so he shoves a finger in, scoops it out and licks it. Seeing this did my soul good.
"How would you like to be able to do your own blowjob?" Cadillac Joe asks my date.
"Hahahaha, great," he answers and blushes.
"Hey, then you wouldn't need Yahoo personals!" I interject. This puts us all in stitches.
We order beer and go inside for food. He shows me his tribal band, and I tell him about my piercings. He then asks me about the different kinds of jewelry I have for them. Technically I'm not supposed to change my jewelry yet, but I have been. I tell him about my hotrod flame nipple and bellybutton rings, and he's like "Stop, or I'll want to see them!" He tells me he was thinking about getting his nipples pierced, and lifts up his shirt to ask me if I think nipple rings would look good on him. Underneath was the most flawless physique I've seen in ages.
Silence, while my eyes nearly roll out of my head onto the table.
Then I manage to hurriedly squeak out the words "I think they would look great."
I might see him again - who knows? Either way I had a blast, and I made friends with some righteous bikers who said that if I ever needed ANYTHING to give them a call.
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pmonkeyesquire:
You look like a younger, softer katie Holmes. 
witness01:
I'd agree with the katie holmes thing....you're lovely!