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Holy shit. The two hottest guys I have EVER seen in my life just walked into the gallery about five minutes ago. I mean, they almost burned my eyes out of their damn sockets!!



The one had dark hair and blue eyes! ::swoon::

The good news is...they work here at the hotel! Hooray!

UPDATE

I just got done watching Lost. Dang, I can't believe sexy badboy Sawyer (Josh Holloway) had to stick his penis in something as nasty as Ana-Lucia (Michelle Rodriguez.)

I can't stand Michelle Rodriguez. She annoys the hell out of me.

In fact, if I were Josh Holloway, I would rather submerge my weenis in molten lava than in Michelle Rodriguez.

WAIT, scratch that. I would ask for a bowl of molten lava to be Michelle Rodriguez's stunt double - it would be in my contract. This is essentially what would go down:

"What? A sex scene with Michelle Rodriguez? Stunt lava!"

::production assistants bring out stunt lava::

::dips penis in lava::

SIZZLE. "Ahhhh...nothing like a trusty stunt double to keep us away from dangerous situations like having to dip your wick in Michelle Rodriguez!"

::hearty laugh is shared by cast and crew members::

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South Park is really funny tonight.

Have gossip from the gallery - will give a proper update tomorrow.