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mygoddamnradio:
Sorry I missed it! Is that Ron Jeremy in the crowd?
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Birthday Movie

For my birthday this year I want to make a scripted Birthday Party with my friends and Family.
It will be your basic Birthday Party with presents and cake and all of your friends having a grand time around the kitchen table.
We will talk about past birthdays and open birthday presents.
We will make it the greatest Birthday Documentry ever.

We will...
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mygoddamnradio:
I'm in.
When I was little I used to have pretend birthday parties.
My mom would wrap my old toys up in newspaper
and give them to me like presents.
It was fun.
I have a camera if you don't.
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I am staying home from work because I accidently took my Pain Pill (Hydrocodone) instead of my anti-inflamitory (dexamethasone).
I was wondering why I was feeling fucked up.
I hate calling into work.
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conxuela:
recording.....for my band!
mygoddamnradio:
Of course I didn't make a mess. I'm a careful hair dyer. Somewhat.
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if you act like a child
you will be treated like a child
if you act like a sister
maybe you would like the movie sister act
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I love when the dentist breathes
how the mask goes in and out.

As I was sitting in the chair and
they had things in my mouth
I thought of a couple of things.

Their squirting water in my mouth
and using electrical objects.

Very sharp drilling objects are in
my Mouth right now and I feel pretty safe.

If the dentist farted I would...
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mygoddamnradio:
Garth, that was a haiku.
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About Ninety Four
First band I saw was Helmet
They were Loud as Fuck
apologees:
international ballroom?
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On Tonight Mom Burnt
The Mother Fucking Main Dish
We Ate Rolls and Rice

conxuela:
haikuwuwu