garret just made my week with this!!! hahahaha!
"So there I was, trying to extricate myself
from a sweat inducing mic placement
on a 28 inch kick drum(!), lined with
aluminum foil for extra reverberation,
when Rena came along and said, "Man,
why don't you just stick that thing in the
sweet spot you pansy."
Suddenly this choir of angels came
flying out of the vocal booth singing
Gloria in Excelsis ( a bit sharp, sadly)
and the mic seemed to move on its
own...there was light everywhere and
everything was gonna be OK. The kick
sounded like a cannon and Rena just
stood there nodding in approval. It was
a glorious day.
Oh, Rena? Could I get some more 16k
in the headphone monitors, please?"
Those are the same angels whose tears are used to water my magical cable field. no more mogami for me.
"So there I was, trying to extricate myself
from a sweat inducing mic placement
on a 28 inch kick drum(!), lined with
aluminum foil for extra reverberation,
when Rena came along and said, "Man,
why don't you just stick that thing in the
sweet spot you pansy."
Suddenly this choir of angels came
flying out of the vocal booth singing
Gloria in Excelsis ( a bit sharp, sadly)
and the mic seemed to move on its
own...there was light everywhere and
everything was gonna be OK. The kick
sounded like a cannon and Rena just
stood there nodding in approval. It was
a glorious day.
Oh, Rena? Could I get some more 16k
in the headphone monitors, please?"
Those are the same angels whose tears are used to water my magical cable field. no more mogami for me.
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Its cool that you are so passionate about your work.