riotownzyou

I started a new job. Its alright. Not too shabby. All of my coworkers seriously own, except for one. Shes a smarmy little cunt. I dont think i like her very much. I have to scheme to get her fired. Yeah....im evil. Shes 18, she'll get over it.

Riot

Im extremely bored and full of graham crackers. Im sure they arent too swell for my diet, but fuck off...i like graham crackers.

K...so, New Year. What do we do now?? Sober up and make resolutions, thats what. So here goes nothin..

I resolve to try something new once a month.

I resolve to stop bitching about being single and how men suck and start realizing that my hand can do the trick like no man ever could.

I resolve to get my massage therapy license, seeing as...
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SMASHADOG1 [11:56 P.M.]: hi asl?

RiotOwnzYou [11:56 P.M.]: 14 bi f

SMASHADOG1 [11:57 P.M.]: where u live?

RiotOwnzYou [11:57 P.M.]: west phx

RiotOwnzYou [11:57 P.M.]: asl?

SMASHADOG1 [11:58 P.M.]: 24/m/phx

SMASHADOG1 [11:58 P.M.]: what school u go to?

RiotOwnzYou [11:59 P.M.]: Estrella Jr High

SMASHADOG1 [11:59 P.M.]: where is that at?

RiotOwnzYou [11:59 P.M.]: why do you ask?

SMASHADOG1 [12:00 A.M.]: just curious

SMASHADOG1 [12:00...
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Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

I dont know why i didnt tell this kid to piss off. I just couldnt do it. Its been a long day

Imbetterthanyoo [11:30 P.M.]: i wanna play with your boobies

RiotOwnzYou [11:31 P.M.]: awesome....too bad you will never get that chance.

Imbetterthanyoo [11:32 P.M.]: please babe, u know u want me

RiotOwnzYou [11:32 P.M.]: you know, im good on that level, thanks

Imbetterthanyoo [11:32...
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This is why i love Tony.


RiotOwnzYou [10:27 P.M.]: what the fuck are you doing?

TyphoidLazzy2 [10:27 P.M.]: debating whether or not to lay in bed, watch tv, and maybe rub one out

RiotOwnzYou [10:28 P.M.]: thats a tricky one

RiotOwnzYou [10:28 P.M.]: well, you're going to be laying in bed eventually, after which you will most likely be watching TV and feel the urge...
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