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K, so its been a little while since ive posted. Time for a little update.

So i caught hell when i posted that picture of my ex b/fs fatty bo batty g/f on myspace. For some reason, her best friend lurked me and blasted me for it. Every other word was "your jealous" or "shes cooler then u!" or some other sadly misspelled moronic phrases...
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vorbei:
how was the 3 bad jacks show? i was so sad i missed it. it figures i'd be in cali when they came through phx and of course i saw tons of 3bj stuff in random stores out there as if to taunt me even more frown

anys, have fun in sf! getting laid is always a good thing.
arctcknight:
when? where?
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So i had to take a test to keep my job. So i went in with the illest intentions of failing and getting fired, turns out i had to take THREE tests to keep my job. Long story short, i rocked the casbah and now im on the road to becoming asst manager. With a pay raise, no less. I love it. I get fired...
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vorbei:
haha. i can relate to that since it happened with my last 2 exes. but you gotta admit, as mean as it is to gloat, it is an awesome feeling to know they couldn't do any better than you.

... and yes, those pants are a wee bit tiny for her. it looks like her hips are trying to escape for air. tongue
calmer_than_you:
Hey, how have you been doing? I haven't talked to you in a while. What's up?
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Oh, how i love late night chit chats with strangers that have mindsets of lab rats. Little long, but never stops being interesting....


jeerdanman01: hi

jeerdanman01: may i ask u something

Riot, Beyatch: you can ask....doesnt exactly guarantee an answer

jeerdanman01: lol suppose you are in a bath room stall smoking a cigarette suddenly a penis comes through the hole and the voice on the...
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arctcknight:
so when's our wrestling match?
vampirefromspace:
no matter how many times i see it i am always surprised that there are people this ignorant in the world.
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K, update time!! Its been a pretty eventful month, it has. Here is a little somethin' somethin' going on in the life of your gal Riot.

-Bought a new car. Yaaaay!!
-Totalled it a week later at 4 am on the 17 hydroplaning the first night of rain. Boooo!!
-Met a boy whom i actually like. Yaaaaay!!
-Boy works alot & rarely answers his phone...
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corporatespy:
Holy freakin shit... insurance... covering something? Jeeze who do you have? I may need to change over.
norritt:
hydroplaning sounds like it would be fun
but it probably isn't
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I was going to post an update, but then this came along.

Hyper1991civic [11:54 A.M.]: wuts up sarah

RiotOwnzYou [11:55 A.M.]: what up Doug

Hyper1991civic [11:56 A.M.]: nadda u

Hyper1991civic [11:56 A.M.]: do you know when spring break is in lake havasu or naw

RiotOwnzYou [11:57 A.M.]: i dont follow that drunken retard-fest

Hyper1991civic [11:58 A.M.]: lol

Hyper1991civic [11:58 A.M.]: why you say that for...
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corporatespy:
dunno... does he have tits and spend your money? tongue
calmer_than_you:
"dunno... does he have tits and spend your money?"
ZING!!!!!
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Happy Single Girl Depression Because Mass Consumerism Says We Should Be Day!!! <333


Riot ARRR!!! Yaaaaar!
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corporatespy:
V.day is completely bullshit. Whatever happened to "its the thought that counts?" I uhh bought myself some M&Ms and watched TV... so I guess I celibrated cuz of the candy? how about you?
corporatespy:
So, I think we need to gather together 3 sledge hammers, a pack of carrots, a tub of vasoline, red spraypaint, three packs of firecrackers, a large gunny sack and a wolverine.

There is no real plan, but those are clearly the building blocks of a good multi-state rampage the likes of which people are not soon to forget.

Plan?
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Im burying a friend today. His name was Bryan and he was an awesome guy. You know how after people die, they say stupid stuff like "he was a great person, he was liked by all" and its all a bunch of bullshit?? These things were actually true. He was a stunt rider, a suspensionist, a drag racer, tattooed, pierced, and colorful....and he was also...
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bikerben:
The way we'd all like to go out smile
calmer_than_you:
"Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people."

-Kahlil Gibran
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A little birthday ownage.


Alex xxx: hi, did you get my bmail?

Riot, Beyatch: German dom?

Alex xxx: i have seen you while i was roaming arround the profiles... i am a german dom. and i am looking for an online-sub. when you are interested in bdsm related chats, cam-to-cam chats, tasks... exercises... and when you would like to know more... just send me a...
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inks:
^_^ happy birthday
inks:
again i think
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So...my birthday is in a few days and i dont feel much older. I dont look 17 anymore, which i guess is a good thing, but getting carded at R-rated movies is both flattering and retarded. I was forced into the 21st century last night when my friend Stephanie made me get a cell phone. I havent had one since i was 18. I feel...
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inks:
HAppy birthday
calmer_than_you:
Congratulations on another year.