My half awake cocky bitch self.
Chris- *away message* "all those who dont want to get deleted better send me a message within 24 hrs"
Riot, Beyatch: you couldnt delete me even if you wanted to, ass.... you looOOOoooOOOooove me
Riot, Beyatch: your life would be meaningless and lose all joy
Riot, Beyatch: you would sit around and masturbate to nothing but the filth and...
Read More
Chris- *away message* "all those who dont want to get deleted better send me a message within 24 hrs"
Riot, Beyatch: you couldnt delete me even if you wanted to, ass.... you looOOOoooOOOooove me
Riot, Beyatch: your life would be meaningless and lose all joy
Riot, Beyatch: you would sit around and masturbate to nothing but the filth and...
Read More
corporatespy:
Yup, I'll be there Friday. After this complete hell week, I'll need some Three Bad Jacks and a lot of Guinness and/or Hefeweizen combined with vodka.
Whilst taking my Tinkerbell adorned daughter out last night, i came acrossed a house with a 10 yr old boy sitting outside handing out candy. This is the conversation that ensued....
*boy with painted face sitting in a chair with a bucket of candy in his lap, pretending to be dead*
him: -lackluster- "boo"
me: "If you would have scared my kid, i would have...
Read More
*boy with painted face sitting in a chair with a bucket of candy in his lap, pretending to be dead*
him: -lackluster- "boo"
me: "If you would have scared my kid, i would have...
Read More
vorbei:
aww. that kids sounds rad. how old is your kid? i have a 5 year old. i wish our encounters with strangers last night were half as exciting as that story 
So... they're firing people at work again. This is round 2 since ive started working there. Me and my gal Ashley are the sole survivors of 30 that were hired when our store opened. Well, there is one other person, but im sure he'll be amongst the fatalities. You dont call in every other day hungover and expect to keep your job, do you??? Silly...
Read More
Read More
Ever stop to think that you're an adult now? Or have something brought to your attention to make you realize that you're all grown up and you cant get away with the kind of shit you used to anymore??
Some cases in point ive come acrossed in my recent days :
1. All of my younger high school friends are married. Im only 23.
2....
Read More
Some cases in point ive come acrossed in my recent days :
1. All of my younger high school friends are married. Im only 23.
2....
Read More
corporatespy:
Adult is a mindset, its when you forget what it was like to be a kid. i know plenty of people who are grown-up but not adults.
You can still get away with everything you used to, the premise is just that you've done it so much that you should be good enough to not be caught by now.
By the way, fuck highschool reunions. My graduating class had a 77% drop-out rate. The only people who are gonna be at that reunion are the complete dorks and those preppy jock assholes that I used to go to school just to beat the crap out of. Natural selection is a great thing... they pick on the little fish so I, being the bigger fish, pick on them in turn.
Just remember, there is always a bigger fish right around the corner.
You can still get away with everything you used to, the premise is just that you've done it so much that you should be good enough to not be caught by now.
By the way, fuck highschool reunions. My graduating class had a 77% drop-out rate. The only people who are gonna be at that reunion are the complete dorks and those preppy jock assholes that I used to go to school just to beat the crap out of. Natural selection is a great thing... they pick on the little fish so I, being the bigger fish, pick on them in turn.
Just remember, there is always a bigger fish right around the corner.
Too tired for this bullshit.
Jae1229 [8:23 A.M.]: hi
RiotOwnzYou [8:23 A.M.]: y0
Jae1229 [8:24 A.M.]: what up, like the tats
RiotOwnzYou [8:24 A.M.]: i do what i can
Jae1229 [8:25 A.M.]: gettig more?
RiotOwnzYou [8:25 A.M.]: try and stop me
Jae1229 [8:26 A.M.]: thats hot, what piercings?
RiotOwnzYou [8:26 A.M.]: just my lip
RiotOwnzYou [8:27 A.M.]: pushing the envelopes for suckers
Jae1229 [8:27 A.M.]:...
Read More
Jae1229 [8:23 A.M.]: hi
RiotOwnzYou [8:23 A.M.]: y0
Jae1229 [8:24 A.M.]: what up, like the tats
RiotOwnzYou [8:24 A.M.]: i do what i can
Jae1229 [8:25 A.M.]: gettig more?
RiotOwnzYou [8:25 A.M.]: try and stop me
Jae1229 [8:26 A.M.]: thats hot, what piercings?
RiotOwnzYou [8:26 A.M.]: just my lip
RiotOwnzYou [8:27 A.M.]: pushing the envelopes for suckers
Jae1229 [8:27 A.M.]:...
Read More
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
arctcknight:
darling where do you find these people?
K, i just paid for 3 more months of this and i rarely use it. Now its up to your bastards to keep it worth it.
Riot <3
Riot <3
corporatespy:
So what kinda make it worth your while are we talking about here? I scratch your back you scratch mine sorta thing? I usually get paid for that :\
I need something. Somebody give me something. Im fuckin serious.
arctcknight:
what would you like?
Meanwhile, i just bought these Weight Watcher snack cakes to help me keep my sanity through this stupid act of not being fat anymore and they are, literally, the size of my pinky. AND I HAVE SMALL HANDS!! Im calling shenanigans on the one.
Riot<3
Riot<3
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
corporatespy:
I tried one of those a while back, and noted the frosting on it tasted a lot like chalk.
I declare shenanigans on most of that diet snackfood crap in general. Fake sugar is freaking desgusting. I tend to not trust things that don't melt properly and give people cancer... call me crazy!
I declare shenanigans on most of that diet snackfood crap in general. Fake sugar is freaking desgusting. I tend to not trust things that don't melt properly and give people cancer... call me crazy!
arctcknight:
darling you dont need diet food! besides i could give you one hell of a work out 
3 Bad Jacks at the Rythem Room this Tuesday.
Who's in??
All the cool kids are going, P.S.
Riot<3
Who's in??
All the cool kids are going, P.S.
Riot<3
arctcknight:
what time
Mmkay. My phone is officially fucked. Evidently, Kyoceras dont fair thee well in washing machines. Im screwed til i get paid Sunday. Not happy. Not happy at all. On top of that, i am just getting over having a sore throat, which likes to pop up just as i think its gone away. Im also bleeding from my vagina, having caffiene withdrawls (ive stopped drinking...
Read More
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
