Havent posted one of these in awhile.
Surfey326 (9:31:05 AM): hey sexy
Riot Ownz You (9:30:50 AM): can i help you?
Surfey326 (9:31:37 AM): how r u doin
Riot Ownz You (9:31:20 AM): tired.
Surfey326 (9:33:11 AM): sorry to hear that.. not working today?
Riot Ownz You (9:33:15 AM): i dont work mornings
Surfey326 (9:34:51 AM): thts good
Surfey326 (9:35:01 AM): how old r u?...
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Surfey326 (9:31:05 AM): hey sexy
Riot Ownz You (9:30:50 AM): can i help you?
Surfey326 (9:31:37 AM): how r u doin
Riot Ownz You (9:31:20 AM): tired.
Surfey326 (9:33:11 AM): sorry to hear that.. not working today?
Riot Ownz You (9:33:15 AM): i dont work mornings
Surfey326 (9:34:51 AM): thts good
Surfey326 (9:35:01 AM): how old r u?...
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grady31:
Nice.....
onesandzeros:
Psha, reality, nothing more than a small hurdle in the 110 meter dash to woo the ladies. 
I took my father to get his first tattoo today for his 54th birthday. I tried getting him to go for his 50th but my mom got in the way and ruined that plan. She didnt seem to care this time. Hes happy he finally got one and im happy i was the one that talked him into it and not my brother. Im awesome.
greenapplemary:
That's pretty bitchin, little lady.
sedona666:
Too funny! That totally rocks! A couple years ago at Christmas time I wanted to get another tattoo and I talked my step-mom into coming with and getting her first tatoo. She's like in her mid 50's. She got a little unicorn on her lower back. It was sweet!
Im just going to throw out random things & see what comments i get back.
I had a dream the other night that i was one of Hugh Hefners gfs, even though im not blonde and i have no desire for geriatric love.
What is the proper ettiqutte for graveyards?? I was visiting my grandpa the other day & i always walk between the headstones...
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I had a dream the other night that i was one of Hugh Hefners gfs, even though im not blonde and i have no desire for geriatric love.
What is the proper ettiqutte for graveyards?? I was visiting my grandpa the other day & i always walk between the headstones...
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greenapplemary:
I'm not sure I'd like someone walking over to me when I was visiting a lost relative or friend. Probably because I'm a big cryer, though, but I'd appreciate a smile.
And don't lie, Sarah, you secretly yearn for some geriatric love. Or at least a little bit of his money.
And don't lie, Sarah, you secretly yearn for some geriatric love. Or at least a little bit of his money.
riotownzyou:
Im actually not a money grubber. Granted, i have a shoe addiction that would make Imelda Marcos cry in shame, but i got mines, y0.
This one im calling MY CAR VS. THE CITY.
K, we all know the effin lightrail construction isnt going away anytime soon, so we all have to deal with it. So ive encountered something else to bitch about. It seems the neverending struggle between valets & metermaids will never end.
I usually valet my car at the hotel where i work because paying Gina, my...
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K, we all know the effin lightrail construction isnt going away anytime soon, so we all have to deal with it. So ive encountered something else to bitch about. It seems the neverending struggle between valets & metermaids will never end.
I usually valet my car at the hotel where i work because paying Gina, my...
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greenapplemary:
I used to work at the Wells building down there...cubicle HELL! Hated it.
greenapplemary:
PS fuck lightrail!
Im watching Sex & The City at 8am. What the fuck.
My throat feels better.
And my boss told me to stumble into work today whenever i felt like it.
Kickass.
My throat feels better.
And my boss told me to stumble into work today whenever i felt like it.
Kickass.
greenapplemary:
I love being able to go in whenever I want. Doesn't happen often!
My throat hurts. I started taking diet pills 2 days ago and thats when it started. Stupid immune system. No good to nobody.
The bitch is back. Took 4,000 years to reset the goddamn password, but it finally worked.
HallelujahHollaback.
HallelujahHollaback.
greenapplemary:
Hi pretty lady!!
I had an account before this one but I couldn't remember the damn password to reset my account... super lame.
Nice to meet you, I'm Mary.
I had an account before this one but I couldn't remember the damn password to reset my account... super lame.
Nice to meet you, I'm Mary.
I got a new job where i can capitolize on being adorable. My boss calls me the Betty Boop of Y2K. Im not sure if thats borderline sexual harassment, but eh. Im not anal enough to sue. And people keep asking me what i want for Christmas, so heres a short list.
1- Freaks & Geeks box set.
Thats about it.
Get shoppin, asshats.
<3
1- Freaks & Geeks box set.
Thats about it.
Get shoppin, asshats.
<3
vorbei:
i scored that boxset a while ago when my roomie moved out and accidentally left it with my boyfriend. now it's mine. it's easily one of my favorite tv series.
corporatespy:
Your boyfriend Bob Saget has a new gameshow, you seen it? 1 vs. 100!
I met a hooker today and she gave me a free condom. It was enchanting. The hooker. Not the condom. Although she spoke very highly of it.
rawr!
rawr!
norritt:
hooker condoms are the best
corporatespy:
Hey, hookers don't give you condoms if they don't think you need it. I don't speak from personal knowledge, just general observations. How you holding up? Holidays suck, bah fuckin' humbug.
evelynnrose:
Living Canvas!!!! Thats where I go also!!! MIke, I think I see you underneaththat hat!!!......He did my Sinner tat on my ribs....good man.......he's also done my boyfriends ink.....high props to MIke! 
What's you get?
What's you get?