riotownzyou

Heres is one of the more interesting shitheads who popped up in my IM catcher.....its long but just keep reading...its worth it.....

Jordan flawser [11:47 P.M.]: u cant handle no soulja girl

RiotOwnzYou [11:47 P.M.]: how do you know what i can and cannot handle?

Jordan flawser [11:48 P.M.]: cause im a soulja and so far i only met 2 gilrs that can handle 1

Jordan flawser [11:48 P.M.]: well 2 in az that is

RiotOwnzYou [11:49 P.M.]: im not your other hos, pahtnah

Jordan flawser [11:49 P.M.]: plus you too young a real soulja n e way lil mama

Jordan flawser [11:49 P.M.]: 4

RiotOwnzYou [11:49 P.M.]: i've been rockin it since the single digits, son

RiotOwnzYou [11:49 P.M.]: i know my sheeeeeyit

Jordan flawser [11:51 P.M.]: you dont wont a real soulja, your whole life might get changed around girl

Jordan flawser [11:51 P.M.]: i like your lil attitude though, 4 a young n

RiotOwnzYou [11:52 P.M.]: im grown

RiotOwnzYou [11:52 P.M.]: i can handle my biznezz

Jordan flawser [11:53 P.M.]: grown? youre 24 or 14

Jordan flawser [11:53 P.M.]: i bet you couldnt handle the biz i have to offer

RiotOwnzYou [11:53 P.M.]: 14

RiotOwnzYou [11:54 P.M.]: doesnt mean im not skilled

Jordan flawser [11:54 P.M.]: im a soulja straight out the south only been 4 months

RiotOwnzYou [11:54 P.M.]: dirty south?

Jordan flawser [11:54 P.M.]: here

Jordan flawser [11:54 P.M.]: TEXAS

Jordan flawser [11:56 P.M.]: if you want REAL soulja thats real not the lil punks who think they some gangstas you need to put me on your bl

Jordan flawser [11:56 P.M.]: i know i sound a lil concieted, but hey you said you wnated a soulja so im letting you know whats up

RiotOwnzYou [11:57 P.M.]: gotcha

RiotOwnzYou [11:57 P.M.]: how old u be?

Jordan flawser [11:57 P.M.]: thats why i hate this interenet shit, you cant see who or what you r talking too

Jordan flawser [11:57 P.M.]: but dont worry i have to reason to lie

Jordan flawser [11:57 P.M.]: 18

RiotOwnzYou [11:58 P.M.]: you know its highly illegal to be hitting on a 14 yr old?

RiotOwnzYou [11:58 P.M.]: be it internet or otherwise?

RiotOwnzYou [11:59 P.M.]: You're talking to Offc. O'Malley of the Phx Police Department....we just traced your IP number

Jordan flawser [11:59 P.M.]: i thought you were a grown up

RiotOwnzYou [11:59 P.M.]: this is your warning.....never hit on minors, son.

Jordan flawser [11:59 P.M.]: did i say anything about sticking my dick in you

RiotOwnzYou [11:59 P.M.]: it is a serious offense punishable up to 10 yrs in prison and a 2 million dollar fine

RiotOwnzYou [12:00 A.M.]: assumption is a bitch.

RiotOwnzYou [12:00 A.M.]: you've been warned.

Jordan flawser [12:00 A.M.]: so does that mean you dont wanna know what a real soulja is

RiotOwnzYou [12:01 A.M.]: im a 35 yr old police officer

RiotOwnzYou [12:01 A.M.]: not a 14 yr old child whom you were hitting on

Jordan flawser [12:01 A.M.]: hey dont listen to him

Jordan flawser [12:01 A.M.]: whoever you are

RiotOwnzYou [12:02 A.M.]: him being who?

Jordan flawser [12:02 A.M.]: hes not even 18 he lied

RiotOwnzYou [12:02 A.M.]: no use in saving yourself now

Jordan flawser [12:02 A.M.]: hes older than that

RiotOwnzYou [12:02 A.M.]: doesn't matter...if someone from the IP number does it again, there are going to be problems

Jordan flawser [12:03 A.M.]: trust me im not worried i dont get on to often n e way

RiotOwnzYou [12:03 A.M.]: doesnt matter how often you get on, just never hit on a minor again.

Jordan flawser [12:04 A.M.]: ok, w/e you and minors just dont im this sn anymore

RiotOwnzYou [12:04 A.M.]: news flash...you IMd me

Jordan flawser [12:05 A.M.]: yea ok

RiotOwnzYou [12:06 A.M.]: Jordan flawser [11:47 P.M.]: u cant handle no soulja girl

RiotOwnzYou [12:06 A.M.]: nice try, dipshit

RiotOwnzYou [12:06 A.M.]: its all saved

RiotOwnzYou [12:06 A.M.]: one more word, and you'll get a summons

RiotOwnzYou [12:06 A.M.]: this is serious business

Jordan flawser [12:09 A.M.]: well i cant speak for others but like i said you dont have to im me and i wont im you

RiotOwnzYou [12:11 A.M.]: you IMd me, not the other way around, henceforth setting yourself up....this is not entrapment

Jordan flawser [12:11 A.M.]: he got on and started talking 2 a 14 yr old or her dad or something

Jordan flawser [12:11 A.M.]: damn i said ok

Jordan flawser [12:11 A.M.]: lol

RiotOwnzYou [12:11 A.M.]: you're not fooling anyone

RiotOwnzYou [12:11 A.M.]: just shut up now before you dig yourself into a deeper hole

Jordan flawser [12:13 A.M.]: ok

I should do that kinda thing more often...LoLocaust.