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riotownzyou

Phoenix, AZ

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Friday Jun 02, 2006

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So i had to take a test to keep my job. So i went in with the illest intentions of failing and getting fired, turns out i had to take THREE tests to keep my job. Long story short, i rocked the casbah and now im on the road to becoming asst manager. With a pay raise, no less. I love it. I get fired from answering phones at my other mindless occupations but totally own at selling sex toys. Who knew??

On a lighter note, dont you just love seeing ex boyfriends with the broads they left you for... only to turn out that they are disgustingly fat while you, on the other hand, are a sexy bitch?? Makes my damn day.



K, honey. Lets not squeeze our size 28 ass into a size 10. Thanks.

Carry on.

Riot <3
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vorbei:
haha. i can relate to that since it happened with my last 2 exes. but you gotta admit, as mean as it is to gloat, it is an awesome feeling to know they couldn't do any better than you.

... and yes, those pants are a wee bit tiny for her. it looks like her hips are trying to escape for air. tongue
Jun 12, 2006
calmer_than_you:
Hey, how have you been doing? I haven't talked to you in a while. What's up?
Jun 16, 2006

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