heres what i wrote at work when i was bored:
"eployees sitting in smoking. laughing it up. this restraunt is empty. i've been here for more than 2 hours. and i still have no customers. i have no money to pay for my employee meal. in which i had smothered cheze fries---vegan style. soy cheze. and instead of bacon-saltaded shrooms. with some pico and jalpaneos on top. it was really good. filling as well. some customers actaully just came in. and of course their not in my section. my tables are # 31 (a booth for 4), and 34, 35, 36 (the baby booths). known as the island. i'm currently at #37 writting this. and oh, oh! i just got sat. 2 older folks. a cofee, a soda and a lumber jack. and i just got sat again. a really lovey lady with a pretty smile. and of course, there walks in her boyfriend. i don't even know why i start a thought of having a chance. i had to move my location to write. a very rude, annoying man took the table i was at. but i like it better over here. its alot cooler-seeing that i'm sitting next to the window. my mananger just gave me a penut butter desert she made. it was really good. i chased it down w/ some strawberry lemonade i made. it was a little strong, so i didn't drink all it all. ok, i just had a little dizzy spell. i don't feel well at all. i feel so hot, and i know its not. i've been coughing up my lungs. piece-by-piece. my whole body, especially my head, feels like i'm suffering from a bad hangover-and i'm still drunk. but i haven't drank in days-maybe i should. maybe i should go home after work and get really stoned. put my piercings back in. dress down to my boxers. get on the internet-look at hot naked chicks. and yep, get really stoned! then sleep, and sleep, and sleep. then wake up to my night off. as of now, i'm just going to lay my head down and daydream. and hope for more buiness to bring money to fill my pockets. i should proublary go check on my guest...and their ok. i wish i was. i hate being sick. mmm...the thought of being stoned right now. mmm...the thought of just not being at work right now. the thoughts, the thoughts-will soon become my relatity."
i just got home, and am doing exactly what i said i was going to do. my last table hooked me up w/ a $30 tip. my buddies at maximus(a strip bar) know how to hook a dyke up. its proublary cause i brought the suuicide girls book and let them look at it for their apitizers.
"eployees sitting in smoking. laughing it up. this restraunt is empty. i've been here for more than 2 hours. and i still have no customers. i have no money to pay for my employee meal. in which i had smothered cheze fries---vegan style. soy cheze. and instead of bacon-saltaded shrooms. with some pico and jalpaneos on top. it was really good. filling as well. some customers actaully just came in. and of course their not in my section. my tables are # 31 (a booth for 4), and 34, 35, 36 (the baby booths). known as the island. i'm currently at #37 writting this. and oh, oh! i just got sat. 2 older folks. a cofee, a soda and a lumber jack. and i just got sat again. a really lovey lady with a pretty smile. and of course, there walks in her boyfriend. i don't even know why i start a thought of having a chance. i had to move my location to write. a very rude, annoying man took the table i was at. but i like it better over here. its alot cooler-seeing that i'm sitting next to the window. my mananger just gave me a penut butter desert she made. it was really good. i chased it down w/ some strawberry lemonade i made. it was a little strong, so i didn't drink all it all. ok, i just had a little dizzy spell. i don't feel well at all. i feel so hot, and i know its not. i've been coughing up my lungs. piece-by-piece. my whole body, especially my head, feels like i'm suffering from a bad hangover-and i'm still drunk. but i haven't drank in days-maybe i should. maybe i should go home after work and get really stoned. put my piercings back in. dress down to my boxers. get on the internet-look at hot naked chicks. and yep, get really stoned! then sleep, and sleep, and sleep. then wake up to my night off. as of now, i'm just going to lay my head down and daydream. and hope for more buiness to bring money to fill my pockets. i should proublary go check on my guest...and their ok. i wish i was. i hate being sick. mmm...the thought of being stoned right now. mmm...the thought of just not being at work right now. the thoughts, the thoughts-will soon become my relatity."
i just got home, and am doing exactly what i said i was going to do. my last table hooked me up w/ a $30 tip. my buddies at maximus(a strip bar) know how to hook a dyke up. its proublary cause i brought the suuicide girls book and let them look at it for their apitizers.
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The murmmurs were cool... I liked both their albums, but I was one of the few people that thought their second one was better because I liked the country songs on it... liked them enough to overlook the atrocious bubble-gum pop songs that were put on there also.