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Sunday Sep 04, 2005

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Today a big choice was made by ringleader. I am 28 years old and I decided I needed to start carrying a purse. I have been anti-purse since I was like 11 years old and now, no longer. As you may know I also recently ventured into the cell phone world. So I came to the conclusion that I am not responsible enough to hold onto a cell phone, wallet, and my keys. And hence the purse.

Fucking shit, I go the sucky land that is the mall and as it turns out there is like 2,395,458,226,444,748,639,197,013 purses to choose from. And they are all almost exactly the same, just the size is different. Any size from being able to hold a dead body to holding a single key. This shit put me in a bad fucking mood. So to make a long stupid story short I found one finally.

I told my mom this and she laughed and laughed and told me I haven't had a purse since I was three playing dress up. Shit.


Anyhoo, one more weekend down the drain and once again back to work. Fucking work puke. I did find out that my work made a huge donation to the hurricane fund which is cool. I made mine too. I really have a lot to be thankful for.
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yourcoffinormine:
I can finally see the picture. blush
Sep 5, 2005
mojack:
Shit Ringleader, you crazy. I alway's carry my man purse. Love ya' kid.
Sep 6, 2005

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