rigadoon

I understand why I get crushes on girls who can kick my ass.... I wonder if this is a sign of debauchery to come.

I think some kind of dustbunny-eating mutant furry animal must live under my bed and hack up furballs when we're not around.

... But I'm too scared to actually verify this. Not because I'm afraid of a dustbunny-eating mutant furry animal, but because I'm afraid of everything beneath my bed in general. I haven't actually clearned beneath it since we moved in. It has to be horrifying.