I am SO sorry everyone! Life took me on one hell of a crazy ride! I am sorry I left for so long! I was so sad to be away from my SG family for so long! I hope you all forgive me!
My birthday party was AWESOME! We had over 100 condoms in the pinata and 60 4oz alcohol bottles! It was the best sight to watch it all explode and see everyone go crazy! One of the girls who went up to hit it accidentally cracked one of the bottles inside and it squirted her in the eye. Now the pinata was a giant penis so when she screamed "It squirt me in the eye!" it was the funniest thing ever! We stayed up in the bounce house until 6am playing truth or dare and "I never". Child games yes, but not the way we played
After that shit went down and I ended up having to leave for a while. I am sorry about that and SUPER glad I'm back! Thank you all for all your birthday love while I was gone and I will try to never leave for that long again! Love you all!
My birthday party was AWESOME! We had over 100 condoms in the pinata and 60 4oz alcohol bottles! It was the best sight to watch it all explode and see everyone go crazy! One of the girls who went up to hit it accidentally cracked one of the bottles inside and it squirted her in the eye. Now the pinata was a giant penis so when she screamed "It squirt me in the eye!" it was the funniest thing ever! We stayed up in the bounce house until 6am playing truth or dare and "I never". Child games yes, but not the way we played
After that shit went down and I ended up having to leave for a while. I am sorry about that and SUPER glad I'm back! Thank you all for all your birthday love while I was gone and I will try to never leave for that long again! Love you all!
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ericwine:
Head over heels in love...? 
Someone out there is very lucky.
Someone out there is very lucky.
ericwine:
I pay close attention to you!