Sunday Jul 12, 2009

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So, this morning I woke up at 4:30AM so I could be at work by 6am. I walk into the bathroom and go to flip on the light and it doesn't turn on! I kept trying but apparently the bulb was blown. It was to dark to see anything so I went back to my room and grabbed a flashlight. Thats right people. Shower by flashlight! It wasn't to bad but it was still not something I would recommend doing! It did set a good mood though. If I would have someone else in there with me it would have been the greatest shower sex ever! But because I was alone it seemed less erotic and more horror flick! I swear I though I was going to be stabbed! I though "This is either how great porno flicks start, or how horror flicks end. No bueno. But just to let you all know, next time you want some great shower fornicating, turn the lights out, the steam up and the flashlight on. Oh ya, and invite me! wink

I sent a third set into review! SWEET! Wish Me Luck!

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jaybugg:
hope all is well miss ball o fire
pascipio:
We met at a mutual friend's birthday party, at a pizza parlor after a movie. Brotherhood of the Wolf, I think. Aisha admired the way I use language. She told me she wanted to stay with me due to my contacts in DC. It was not a good time to be Arab, but it was a good time to speak Arabic.

I set up some time with some old friends, including a dinner with Courtney and Megan. After that, she was supposed to return to my old friend who I would trust with any woman, even when he was single. Instead, she went home with Courtney and Megan, and was good enough in bed to get the invite to move in, since they had a jack and jill bedroom that there were not using.

Once she moved to DC full time, she went on a spree. That was not acceptable to her employer. So, she decided I would move in with them.

Some of the comments I have gotten are "She seems to keep you in line." She does. Another was "Hold on to that girlfriend of yours." I intend to. I want to marry her, but she will not go for that.

It is odd that I seem to be surrounded by women. I have nobody to talk about sports with. Not that they do not like sports, but they do not want to talk about football, for instance, until it is football season. I just need to know who I work with, who I go home with and cook dinner for, and who I go to bed with. Not conventional, but really not very complicated.

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