You know what I love?
The Olympics.
It's one of my favorite things of all time.
A summery so far:
This year it's love hate. Gymnastics is so crazy. Robbed scores, new scoring, underage athletes! Sporting DRAMA!
Michael Phelps has superior barbie fuck muscles. I love it!
Poor Dara Torres.
Runners have the best asses.
Hurdling is hardcore! I fell once and got a chunk taken out of my leg and bruised to the bone. These people are going so much faster and harder when they fall!
China's diver Guo JinJing:
HOT!
One of the best asses I've ever seen on an asian.
Trampoline is actually really cool.
Speed walking is silly.
I can't wait for Rhythm Gymnastics. Contortionists with props!
I love volleyball, especially beach volleyball.
Misty May:
Hot Ass!
The steeplechase seems pointless without natural terrain.
Woman's fencing is nothing but 60's space suits and lots of screaming. I can't actually keep up it's so fast.
Rowing is impressive. It makes me hurt just watching it.
Soccer is intense. I don't think I could do an hour and a half of jogging and sprinting. But Natasha Kai has some awesome ink:
Weightlifting has a terrible injury that was super crazy to see.
Go US woman's discus!
Men's Gymnastics All around was nothing but people messing up all over the place.
Kayaking is really cool to watch. Mesmerizing even...
Synchronized swimming is silly too, but I respect the strength and coordination needed to be successful.
That's it so far. Or as so far as I remember.
Pooo, I hope it's not a hairline fracture.... I sprained it like 8 years ago, then the other month again, and then it acted up again this weekend. Poooooo human body, poooooo I say!